Lots of bands have great names that are not entirely politically (or otherwise) correct:

Dead Kennedys
Butthole Surfers
Marilyn Manson
Steely Dan
The Cramps
Toad the Wet Sprocket (I just like saying that. I heard it's a literary reference like "Steely Dan", but have no confirmation).

Feel free to pile on.

Anal ####?
Bad Religion
Cannibal Corpse

Scraping foetus off the wheel
Regurgitator
Putrid Stench of the Dead

However,do not forget the original meanings of words/terms such as:Funky,Jazz,Rock and Roll.They all were slang for basic biological functions.
How's that last sentence for PC?

Scraping foetus off the wheel
Regurgitator
Putrid Stench of the Dead

However,do not forget the original meanings of words/terms such as:Funky,Jazz,Rock and Roll.They all were slang for basic biological functions.
How's that last sentence for PC?

Then I must add "Photosynthesis" to the mix. If only it were a band.
A buddy at work came up with names for our two bands (we are prolific):
Dead Err (we work at a radio station)
Death Becomes You (I think he's morbid, but he's my friend.)

And quit making crap up: Scraping foetus off the wheel????

The Revolting Cocks, most likely about a small feathered farm animal.... but you never know. :D

Dying Fetus is a well-established grind metal band, however their song "Forest Trolls Of Satan" is a great take off of the black metal genre.

This thread could easily turn into a list of metal bands. I wish I could add something that took a little more effort.

Making crap up?


http://ca.music.yahoo.com/ar-263689---Scraping-Foetus-Off-The-Wheel

One serving of crow.
Coming up!

tongue in cheek, my friend. which is better for tasting that imaginary crow. these are precisely the kinds of things I wanted to "learn."
Throwing pots of Fecal Matter.
Is that taken?

Move over,I'm due a serve of that crow(if not the Lion's share).:yes:
Somehow or other I seriously thought you took offence to the foetus reference,and were calling me on it.:sigh:
I'd like to see a heavy metal band buck the trend and call themselves "Cuddly Kittens",with cover art of the type,kittens and ducklings.The music can be a heavy as ever.Just if they'd defy the stereotypical "Heavy" packaging.

Teenage Head
Nashville Pussy

How about, "The Rediculous Five"

Tittie Pink

Elvis Hitler.
Kiss originally wanted to call their band F*ck.

Tom

maybe the grandaddy of them all;
Jellyroll Morton
(I know... it's not a "band" name)

Toad the Wet Sprocket got its name from a Monty Python skit. Eric Idle was described an imaginary band called Toad the Wet Sprocket.

There was a local band here called:
Kathleen Turner Overdrive

John

Hole
Jew Driver
Battle Of The Saxes
MC Vagina
Brutal Dildos
Rigor Phallus
Poontang Wrangler
SikFuk
Bonerama
Genital Hercules
X-Rated Porno Machine
Arsonists Get All The Girls
16 Bitch Pile-Up
God Damn Doo Wop Band
Holy F*ck
The F*cking Ocean
You Say Party! We Say Die!
America's Meth Problem II
Here Comes Old Vodka Tits
Knife Knife Gun
Wealthy Whore Entertainment
Fecal Corpse
Maggot Twat
Corpse Vomit
Forest Of Impaled
Sorry About Your Couch
Total B.S.
Total F*cking Blood
Jehovah's Sh*t List
Instant Asshole
Jesus F*cking Christ
TwoDeadSluts
OneGoodF*ck

Brian Jonestown Massacre

The Nipple Erectors

Shane MacGowan's band before The Pogues :)

Killer Pussy
Crystal Method
Porno For Pyros
the Dickies
Sex Pistols

Circle Jerks

Buzzcocks
Severed Heads
Schlong http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=11:kifixqthld0e

Urizon is the winner in the clubhouse,
but it's only Thursday on the AK Tour...
16-Bitch Pileup is a screamer.
and Knife Knife Gun and Jehovah's Shit List are inspired.

Always liked the idea of a twin bill with the Butthole Surfers and Circle Jerks.

:scratch2: I meant "leader" in the clubhouse. Winners aren't declared on Thursdays, and this one of those "Everybody gets a trophy" deals. Oh, that's PC, isn't it?

Kissing the Pink
Sweaty Nipples
1000 Homo DJ's
Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
Dead Kennedys
Reacharound

And yeah, Foetus went through a bunch of band names, including You've Got Foetus On Your Breath.

Forty years after seeing this group, I'm still hesitant to say the name of the band/act on a public forum.

***You should have hesitated. -- luvvinvinyl***

Forty years after seeing this group, I'm still hesitant to say the name of the band/act on a public forum.

***You should have hesitated. -- luvvinvinyl***



Ladies and gentlemen...

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Have to say that's beyond the pale. A buddy of mine and I did some alleged comedy skits that aired on local public access (which was the genesis of my screen name.) We managed to alienate some of my parents' friends, but it was nothing like saying, "Hey, Walt and Loree, come on down to the Pit and see me and my band [Let's not all join in. Thank you. -- luvvinvinyl] with Foetus on your Breath and Maggot Twat."

K*ssing can often lead to F*cking.
Maybe that will be their next band, if Gene Simmons survives this
facelift crisis. Facelift Crisis. Another band name.

We'll not be using that term again, thank you.

Yuranus
Pond Scum
Sour Milk

Ah, yes. There must always be a sacred cow. It's fun to see which word someone arbitrarily decides is offensive. I believe the theme of the thread (and I know I'm right because I started it) was what band names people had the guts to actually perform under. Most of us are adults who have heard a lot of words, and we know some of them are offensive. It was obvious from my initial invitation that some of the names would be tasteless, and if someone were to be offended, they could quickly bounce off the thread. But it was fun, after that incredible scatological scattershot, which word would trigger a PC censorship.

The Slits
Turbonegro
Jimmy

It's fun to see which word someone arbitrarily decides is offensive.

It may be fun for the person doing the offending, but not for the person being offended.

Closed.

So its fun to see what pisses others off ? Sorry but thats trolling for a reaction plain and simple.

From the worlds most UN PC person I'm telling you this thread was closed due to bad taste period.