I've come up with the tag lines to date, so how about we open this up to the members? What say you?

AKFest08 - ?

AKFest08 - Explore the Cave

AK Fest 08 .. I Got The Music In Me

I've come up with the tag lines to date, so how about we open this up to the members? What say you?

AKFest08 - ?

What were the old ones?
I don't recall......

What were the old ones?
I don't recall......

Look here - http://www.audiokarma.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=104 - they're in the subforum titles.

How about this? AKFest08 - Audio from Then to Now

Or this? AKFest08 - Audio In Person

Gotcha.............

AKFest-08 This is what we appreciate...

Yeh.. it's corny... but it rhymes :)

Well, to steal words from yer own mouth...er, fingers

AK Fest 08
Live and Nationwide

Live at the Plaza?

Form, Function, Friends?

AKfest 2008 - Bring You Musical Fantasies To Life

Live the music.

AK Fest 08 - Booze, Toones and Dancing Bananas


AK Fest 08 - v.5.0 and Going Strong


AK Fest 08 - Like no Other

AK Fest '08 - Celebrating 5 Years of Audio Excellence

Okay, just to brainstorm a bit. Some of these may be funny or stupid, but maybe they'll trigger someone else's good idea(s):

AK Fest 08-

(Some silly ones first to warm up:)

The audioholics' binge time

Enjoy it while it lasts, because you probably won't remember it.

Where aural wet dreams really do come true.

Viagra for the ears.

The nerdy convention where pointing your ears doesn't mean you are Vulcan.


(Okay, now for some less objectionable ones:)

Sounds good.

Sound ideas.

Lights, knobs, action!

An aural feast.

An aural celebration.

The gathering of the faithful.

Hearts, ears and smiles.

All audio, all friendship, all fun.

Tubes, boobs, newbs and grooves.

Because your eyes and ears deserve it.

Where ears never stop smiling.

Let the music play!

Play, and play music, too.



Okay, I'll stop there. From the above, I probably like "Let the music play" the best. Others may disagree.

Audio As It Should Be.

Experience the Sound.

AK Fest 08 - Booze, Toones and Dancing Bananas


Perfect.

AK Fest 08 - Booze, Toones and Dancing Bananas



Ya' know, I don't remember you being there....oh..wait..that was the booze. It was NOSValves' fault...he pretended to be drinking with me and then I had to drink it all myself....

Ak Fest 08 Hearing is believing.

Ak Fest 08 Let your ears open your eyes.

Ak Fest 08 Ear candy

...then I had to drink it all myself....

I'm really starting to like this Joyce character...

We'll party. :)

Ak Fest 08 Let your ears open your eyes.



Mark, that is good. :thmbsp: I shoulda thought of that.

Snade

Can You Hear Me Now?

Ak Fest 08 "See great gear you can't afford and drink heavily to get over it"

:D

We'll party. :)

A'ight.

Finding sonic enlightenment

Ak Fest 08 "See great gear you can't afford and drink heavily to get over it"

:D

At the moment I like this one better.

Ak Fest 08 Let your ears open your eyes.




AKFest 08, Where your ears will open your mind.

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Let the Festivals Begin!

Like an action movie:

"This time it's personal"

Here's my serious attempt:

"Hear Your Old Gear with Fresh Ears"

Live the music.

Can we vote? If so I'm going with the Dude!

I swear, no hanging chads.

Pete

I think the tag line is right on our masthead.

AK Fest 08 "Where the magic smoke is still legal"

"Circle Of Sound"

"Bridging The Audio Gap Since 2002"

"Finest Audio with Audio's Finest"

"HiFi... a much better hobby for one's midlife crisis than acquiring a mistress"

ak fest 08- we're here for a good time not a longtime

"HiFi... a much better hobby for one's midlife crisis than acquiring a mistress"

In the same vein...
AKFest 2008, "It's Cheaper than Golf"

We'll party. :)

I like this one now!

Couple more.

AK Fest 08 - Aural Bliss

AK Fest 08 - The Next Level

AK Fest 08 - Breaking the Barriers of Sound

AK Fest 08 - The 5th Annual Hoedown

AK Fest 08 - The Next Level



That was used in 2006.

Get your sh_t together OP. :D

AK Fest 08 - More cowbell.

That was used in 2006.

Get your sh_t together OP. :D

oops!

AK Fest 08 - The Next Level after the Next Level

AKFest 2008 -- It's what we post about.

AK Fest 2008 - Love Hertz!

I like onepixel's, only change it to:
AK Fest 2008 - Breaking the Sound Barrier

AK 2008, don't throw up in my room.
Maybe I should try and make it ryhme. :scratch2:

I like onepixel's, only change it to:
AK Fest 2008 - Breaking the Sound Barrier


I'm going to alter yours, but just slightly.

AK Fest 2008 - Breaking the wind, barrier.

RC

never been to one but here is what I hear:

AK Fest 2008 is the Best Audio Date

"AK Fest 2008 - Didn't we do this last year?"

"AK Fest 2008 - Where tubing and water don't mix"

"AK Fest 2008 - Did it really sound that good, or was I drunk?"

"AK Fest 2008 - Where the gear costs more than the hotel"

"AK Fest 2008 - Slummin' for sound"

"AK Fest 2008 - High on the (very) short list of good reasons to come to Detroit"

"AK Fest 2008 - High on the (very) short list of good reasons to come to Detroit"[/QUOTE]

:scratch2:

"AK Fest 2008 - Earplugs optional"
"AK Fest 2008 - Finally out of the fog"
"AK Fest 2008 - Fully loaded"
"AK Fest 2008 - See the sound"

and of course... my favorite

"AK Fest 2008 - Do you have the capacity to resist?

AK Fest 2008 - WAF, we don't need no stinkin' WAF

AK Fest 2008 - No Black Plastic Crap allowed....

I am partial to AK fest 08. Don't go south of 8 mile rd !

I like onepixel's, only change it to:
AK Fest 2008 - Breaking the Sound Barrier


I'm going to alter yours, but just slightly.

AK Fest 2008 - Breaking the wind, barrier.

RC


Simple is better...

AK Fest 2008 - Breaking wind

I think the tag line is right on our masthead.

AKfest 2008 All Audio, No Attitude, it's how we roll!

AKfest 2008 Where we share our sonic passions, soberity optional!

AKfest 2008 - All Music, Gear and Friends

I am partial to AK fest 08. Don't go south of 8 mile rd !

May be the most practical one so far.

I Think "Lawyers, Guns, and Money" has a nice, relevant ring to it.

AK Fest '08 - Elevators? We don't need no stinkin' elevators!

AK Fest '8 -- Dudes, Tunes, and Booze

I Think "Lawyers, Guns, and Money" has a nice, relevant ring to it.

Would be true if Dave shows up packing heat.. :banana:

Would be true if Dave shows up packing heat.. :banana:

Or what we'd need if someone DID go south of 8 Mile.......:lmao:

"Stick it in your ear"

Have fun or we'll kick your ass.

Have fun or we'll kick your ass.

Well, that's a goodiie :thmbsp: :lmao:

...I Think "Lawyers, Guns, and Money" has a nice, relevant ring to it.
No problem, that would be me, Sandy and Ivan. :D

Fest 08

a chance to handle the guy you been arguing with

Be there or have your sine wave be square

The one place you know your wife won't follow

Huh?

more guys more gear more sound then the Army

A chance to meet the gear of your dreams

OK enough can I get on the airplane home now?

"Don't puke in the Klipsch's Horn"

AKFest 08 - From Mediocre To Magical

Steve

AK Fest '08 - Elevators? We don't need no stinkin' elevators!


:lmao::thmbsp:

Woodwork squeaks and out come the Freaks.....



Bill

Akfest08 "A Sound decision" or "Is it real or is it AKfest08" or AKfest08 "Where music is the first language". you'll be glad to hear that this taps me out for ideas!

Terry

AK Fest 08...."in search of the lost chord"...

AK Fest. Be there or we will make fun of you


AK fest show up or we will tell Detroiters where you live !

AK'08: Get An Earful.

AK-08: Get An Earful and Like It.

AkFest 2008.....when DTW goes Mishuganna...

AK08: The Sound and the Furry.

AKfest 2008: Just Be There, Damn It!

AKfest 08'-come one come all

Marketing Hype
AKFest2008 - A Passion for Audio

Marketing Truth
AKFest2008 - The Hobby, The Passion, The Lunacy

AKFest'08: A Fool And His Hearing Are Soon Parted

AKFest'08: In One Ear And Out The Other

AKFest'08: Hearing Is Believing

AKFest'08: Hearing Is Bleeding

AK Fest 2008 - not as good as 2007, but kicks butt on 2004

:D

AKFest'08: Bring Cash

AKFest'08: Can You Hear Me Now?

AKfest 2008: Even Better for the Fifth Time

AK Fest 08 - A Fifth and Some Tunes

AK Fest 2008 -- Hear a Raccoonned Wooger! See a Raccoonned Wooger!

AK Fest 2008 -- Hear a Raccoonned Wooger! See a Raccoonned Wooger!

...or perhaps:

AKF'08: Racoon A Wooger!




...and if it was being held in Arkansas, it could be:

AKF'08: Wooger A Racoon!

AK Fest 08...."Taking Detroit to new level of sanity".....:scratch2:

"AK Fest 08-Baby"....(said in your best Aurthor Pehallow voice...)

AK Fest 08 "Got Gear"

AK Fest 08 "Got Gear"

I like that. :thmbsp:

Simple and true.

Cheers, Snade

AK Fest '08: Resistance Is Futile

AK Fest '08: Assimilation In Progress

AK Fest '08: The Journey Forward

AK Fest '08: Beyond The Boundaries

AK Fest '08: BAM!!!

AK Fest 08 -- Mah gears, let me show you them.

AK Fest 08 -- Mah gears, let me show you them.

Now we're getting somewhere.

AK Fest 08'...Welcome to Grumpy's Nightmare.

AKfest 2008 - All Music, Gear and Friends

I was thinking of something similar. :)

Friends, music, and cool gear.

Judging from what I heard from other people...

AKFest '08 - Don't order the steak. :D



Or how about:

AKFest '08 - The Haunted Elevator

AK Fest 08'...Welcome to Grumpy's Nightmare.

AK Fest '08 - Nightmare on J L Hudson Dr.

AK Fest 08...."in search of the lost chord"...

Oooo! I like that one.

AK Fest '08: Come To The Dork Side.

AK Fest '08: Better '08 Than Never.

Now you have a bunch of Great tag lines. enough for the next twenty years or so!

AF Fest '08: Come To The Dork Side.
I like it...:yes:

what about just using a rep?

AK Fest '08: You Can Sleep When You're Dead

AK fest 08...what...hey, it fell offa truck...whateva..



Bill

AK-fest '08: The Attack of the 50 Ft. Speakers

AK Fest 08 "Putting Faces to Names"

pmsummer, there are some really ingenious and original ideas. Good Schtuff, man.

AK Fest 08 "Putting Faces to Names"

i actually had that that one in my head but it didnt make it to the keyboard:D.good suggestion:thmbsp:

AkFest 2008 - in your ear!

Hooked on Sonics

AK Fest '08: Come To The Dork Side.



In that same vein.

AK Fest '08: Kinda like a Star Trek convention set to music.



Come on now, I'm one of ya.

RC

AK Fest '08: Sheddup, Tom
AK Fest '08: Bring gear for Jack
AK Fest '08: Someone Smells like Poutine...
AK Fest '08: Who is the crazy guy ranting about attenuators?

AKFest08 - All this and music too!

AKFest08 - Number 5 is alive!
(with apologies to Brent Maddock & S.S. Wilson, who wrote the screenplay for the original "Short Circuit" and are re-doing it next year).

Incidentally, just finished reading the write-up of AKFest06 (http://web.mac.com/ultrafitimes/iWeb/ultrafitimes/Issues_files/UFT%20Issue%20%234.pdf) in Ultra Fi Time issue #4. Better late than never...

AK Fest 2008 - huh?

AK Fest 08 - A Fifth and Some Tunes

I just read all through them and this one stuck in my little brain. I like it.

AK Fest 08 - The Gear is Here.
AK Fest 08 - No iPods Allowed.
AK Fest 08 - Where "High End" meets "Low Rent."
AK Fest 08 - Is it alive or is it Kegger? (appropriate for Sunday morning at the Fest)
AK Fest 08 - Because your ears are worth it.
AK Fest 08 - The antidote for the iPod generation.

AKFest '08: Come for the Music, Stay for the Bose Toss.
AKFest '08: Be There or Suck.
AKFest '08: Be Here, Then Hear.
AKFest '08: Bad Music for Bad People.
AKFest '08: Like You Had a Life Anyway.

What about Dusty's: Please...no dancing on the noise floor!

AKFest '08: Granger brings the Bourbon

AK Fest 08 - Is it alive or is it Kegger? (appropriate for Sunday morning at the Fest)
:lmao:
So True....

Bill

Been doin some rockin' on the Vandies tonite (they try...) so I was thinkin'

AK Fest 2008: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!

or how bout'

AK Fest 2008: Show me your woody. :D

AK Fest '08: Too Damn Far Away.

AK Fest 08

"We hear the difference"

AK Fest 08 "Seeing Double, Feeling Single"...




Bill

AK Fest '08: Chips are for salsa. Tubes are for music.
AK Fest '08: Who Gets The Room That Smells Like Cat Pee This Year?
AK Fest '08: Kegger Touched Me. And I Kinda Liked It.
AK Fest '08: Bite My Shiny Metal Amp.
AK Fest '08: Ogle Grumpy's Daughter. Get Slugged By Grumpy. It Was Worth It.
AK Fest '08: Over My Dead Body Will You Play 'Air Supply'.
AK Fest '08: Run With The Big Woofers.

AK Fest '08: Lost In The Ohm Zone Again.

How about "A gateway back to the 70s"?

AK Fest 08....trianglezerius goes Vintage.......:D




Bill

AKfest '08: It's 10 PM. Do you know where your tubes are?

AK Fest 08 -- Forward...Into the Past! (thanks to "Back to the Future")

AK Fest 08 -- See...Hear...Drink Beer

AK Fest 08 -- The Best Of The Rest!
AK Fest 08 -- More Than A Feeling!
AK Fest 08 -- On The Highway To Hell!
AK Fest 08 -- Mamma Told Me Not To Come!

Note: these are all plagiarised song titles.

AK Fest 08: Get yer tubes tied.
AK Fest 08: Because it's not like you had a life anyway.
AK Fest 08: When You're Here, You're Normal.
AK Fest 08: Tastes Like Chicken.
AK Fest 08: Don't Touch Me There. Well, Maybe a Little.

AK FEST 08: "More cost-effective than a shrink"

AK Fest '08: You can check in, but you can't check out!

AK Fest 2008:

Hi, I'm Grumpy Bodett and we'll Leave the Tunes on for Ya!



Retro

Have fun or we'll kick your ass.

This one gets my vote.
-Derek:music:

AK Fest 08 - Is that a 12AX7 or are you just happy to see me?
AK Fest 08 - Nice woofers!

This one gets my vote.
-Derek:music:

I thought yours was "Have fun or we set your head on fire"

:lmao:

I think we should all get T shirt transfers and come with all our own "special" AK Fest 2008 T-shirts.

There's some funny stuff here............

Can You Hear Me Now?

You have my vote!
Indy

AKFest 08: Don't Tase Me, Bro!

How about "Welcome to the 70s where the hair do's match the stereo's!" LMAO

AKfest '08: YOU WILL HATE TOM

AKFest '08: DAVE'S NICER IN PERSON!

AKFest '08: Liberty Would Kick Tom's Dog's Ass!

AKFest '08: Point Newman to the nearest goodwill. He needs winter clothes too lol.

AK Fest 2008..

Watch for Reel 2 Reel running nekked through the halls @ 3AM...drunker than a skunk...


And I'm looking foreward to it!:D

AKfest 2008: And you were expecting what?

AKFest 08: Don't Tase Me, Bro!

Gets my vote.