From the man who brought you White Trash Chrismas.

Holidaze (to the tune of Purple Haze)

Holidays mess up my brain
telephone poles look like candy canes
I'm in a hurry and I'm telling you why
s'cuze me I got gifts to buy

little reindeer flyin round
Santa sure brings some groovy stuff to town
tinsel melting on my christmas tree
what ever was in that eggnog put a spell on me

Holidays with their twinkling lights
if it snows I'll be up all night
my fuses blowin and it's blowin my mind
tomorrow I still got gifts to buy

Hear it on the official site:
http://www.twistedtunes.com/show/vault/alpha.asp?Var=H&Page=2

I like that one a lot, but my favorite River's tune is Jingle Hells Bells.

(if anyone wants mp3's of either, pm me)

Cheers,
Russ