Found at a rest stop on I-96 between Detroit and Grand Rapids, Michigan...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1176/1429155357_768fa8eb49.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wigwam/1429155357/)

Oh I thought you meant shortest dog,run.

Oh I thought you meant shortest dog,run.

Well, he would be a good fit for that dog run, yeah?

Maybe if you let your dog go past that second sign, the man with the shotgun comes out and says, "Run, dog, run!"...