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View Full Version : Man's Four Stages of Life piece-it pete 12-19-2007, 01:48 PM 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus. 4. You look like Santa Claus. I'm on 3 with a head start to 4. Pete ozmoid 12-19-2007, 01:56 PM I skipped 2 and 3, heading toward 4 as fast as the beard will grow. :D SPL db 12-19-2007, 02:07 PM Beard? Check Belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly? Check Broad face? Check Cheeks like roses? Check Nose like a cherry? Check Damn! I must be Santa Claus and didn't even know it! :D Scott piece-it pete 12-19-2007, 04:43 PM Too bad we couldn't get a group photo of all you Santas. I know there's more of yous out there. Grumpy? :D Pete onepixel 12-19-2007, 05:10 PM I'm still at 1. Fran604g 12-22-2007, 03:22 PM I have the above criteria covered, but my wife says I'm not very jolly. :( BajaGringo 12-22-2007, 03:37 PM You mean there isn't really a Santa Claus??? Ampzilla 02-01-2008, 01:38 PM They lied to ME too! The bastards! Aage 02-01-2008, 04:13 PM Fargeen cork-sockers! Well, I've gone back to one, several times. Redboy 02-01-2008, 04:25 PM Four Stages of Life? Reminds me of the Three Rings of Marriage: First, the engagement ring. Next? The wedding ring. Then... the suffering! Thanks to my friend Tom for that one. |