An unusual dating site!

[Eric H]

Well, at least you'll always know where your girlfriend is! :scratch2:

http://www.conjugalharmony.com/browse.html

[mwr885]

Lol, some of the "convictions" remind of a bad episode of COPS

[Web Police]

:D:yes:

[thisOne]

My favorite is their tag line - "The nagging stop when the bars slam shut"

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Elfasto]

....I got nothing.....

I guess everybody needs somebody.

[thedelihaus]

Oh boy, I hope this is a bad joke....

kinda scary otherwise....

[Avocado Dream]

" A guy I dated turned up dead, plus his wife."

- CRIPES!

[Elfasto]

" A guy I dated turned up dead, plus his wife."

- CRIPES!

Probably was a set-up sting Need to know BYOB operation.

:D

[similost]

SHIT! I dated a couple of them....

I don't EVEN want to start searching that DB.....

Cyote ugly has more than one meaning...

[DENNYDOG]

I like the "How it works" section.

Quote: "You can email as many as you like, and even go in for visiting hours to get a face-to-face (through glass with a telephone) to make sure this is the right person for you." :no:

[similost]

Quote: "You can email as many as you like, and even go in for visiting hours to get a face-to-face (through glass with a telephone) to make sure this is the right person for you." :no:


It's not 2am yet....

[AnalogDigit]

I like the one: Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person.

Yea right! A good person for killing someone!

Here is another good line:

I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life. Lets chat!

This way if you meet someone, you can say "Did I met you someplace before?" Yes it was, It was on COPS!

[thedelihaus]

I like bad girls, but not that bad! Indeed a murderess is a bit more than I care to tangle with.

[Filmboydoug]

I hovered my cursor to see where the "Register" button leads. It leads to rosies vagina dot com. :puke:

[jhal]

"I'm active in the "political system" in here and tho I'm young I'm moving up the ranks of the strongest gang in here."

A woman with goals and ambition!! That's what i'm talking about! Good to know she has her priorities straight.:yes:
Thanks for the laughs. Focking psycho bitches.

[meggy]

OK, I can't decide which one to respond to. Who do you think fits me best?

A. Lassie. Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.
Better not to piss her off, I guess.

B. Bass1s. Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times.
The fun date.

[jhal]

OK, I can't decide which one to respond to. Who do you think fits me best?

A. Lassie. Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.
Better not to piss her off, I guess.

B. Bass1s. Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times.
The fun date.

Go with "B", she knows where all the good dope-holes are.:D

[similost]

On the plus side.. .now if she has powder, or rock, the conviction is the same,... I say take her car...

[thedelihaus]

Name: CooChandra

Age: 27
State: Mississippi

Convictions: You name it I did it. It was fun, but I put all that behind me now and am ready to move on.

[similost]

Name: CooChandra

Age: 27
State: Mississippi

Convictions: You name it I did it. It was fun, but I put all that behind me now and am ready to move on.


What's the saying.. a real frined would be sitting in jail with you saying "WOW... what a blast"

[thedelihaus]

Name: ChestyHeavens

Age: 34

State: California

Convictions: I beat up this b**** cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life. Lets chat!

"let's chat!"

:lmao:

[thedelihaus]

Name: Stabberella

Age: 23

State: California

Convictions: Trespassing, soliciting, prostitution, drug possession and then my three strikes was all armed robbery or whateva.

"...or whateva"

:lmao::lmao:

[thedelihaus]

Name: BabyBoo

Age: 19

State: California

Convictions: Drug trafficking and murder plus some small stuff.

"...plus some small stuff."

:headscrat

[thedelihaus]

Name: Fisty

Age: 25

State: Mississippi

Convictions: Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again. Only takes three for life and threes a crowd.

"...threes a crowd."

:smoke:

[MRX37]

Oh boy, I hope this is a bad joke....



I second that...

[jhal]

Maybe they should start a social networking site called "MyCell". :D:D:D

Thank you, thank you, don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses.

[Donny]

Funny stuff!

[jimfet]

I'd never sleep with any of them.
I could only lay there awake. "Tremblin"

[gearhead]

This is one of the reasons God put your penis in close proximity with the end of your arm.

[Sandy G]

The "Do-Gooder" in me says these gals are all crying to get attention from a good guy, & straighten out...But the realist in me is screaming -"Are you out of your FUCKEN mind ?!?"

[saltwater]

hahaha great! it led to rosey's vagina, hahaha try a sample!

[analog addict]

I think I've seen it all now....:yes:

[cfranz]

Um... Er.... thank God for prisons?

[vinyldavid]

This is one of the reasons God put your penis in close proximity with the end of your arm.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Web Police]

Name: Fisty

Age: 25

State: Mississippi

Convictions: Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again. Only takes three for life and threes a crowd.

"...threes a crowd."

:smoke:

Not sure I'd want a conjugal visit with a gal named fisty. Sounds a little loose to me. :no::D

[ZebraBlvd]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII got nothing. :no:

[ZebraBlvd]

Not sure I'd want a conjugal visit with a gal named fisty. Sounds a little loose to me. :no::D

All depends upon if she was the fister or fistee. Either way it's not a pretty picture. Now, it's time for my morning mind cleansing. :smoke:

[monkeyking]

I like scrappy4life - they got her for premedicated murder.
And something happened to the kids she used to wash. When she gets out she'll make some man a great long-term care nurse...

Why did Jerry Springer stop before he got to this website?!

[Elfasto]

Oh, I like this one:
Name: Checkmate

Age: 31

State: Washington

Convictions: Check fraud, criminal impersonation, wire fraud, identity theft, 2 counts attempted murder and vehicular homicide.

Favorite hobbies in prison: I get two hours a week I can spend on the internet and I love looking around for men who might come see me.

Why I deserve another chance: I been studying accounting so I could help you figure out your finances and show you how to make more money than you thought was legal. You probably got ways to hide cash you never knew about and clients you can double bill without anybody finding out and if you marry me I'll make you rich as hell.

I'm sure she means it.....but I think her priorities are a little out-of-whack.


:D

[spaceman]

I'd have to vote for Teardrop. She's pretty good-looking, and was set up, after all. "My celly doesn't get me and she won't take a walk on the pink side for me. I'm too young to be alone and I got years of street experience that means I'd be the hottest hour a month of your life till death do us parts." :naughty: The only thing that makes me a little worried is, how many "parts" would I be in, when the marriage ended? :scratch2: :D