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02-25-2008, 08:25 PM
Bob works hard at the plant and
spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf
every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself
too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a
local strip club. The doorman at the club greets
them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's
been to this club before. "Oh no," says
Bob. "He's on my bowling team. "

When they are seated, a waitress
asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a
Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable and says, "How did she
know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress
from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of
the 1st nine, honey."


A stripper then comes over to their
table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub
herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your
usual table dance, big boy?"
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her
purse and storms out of the club. Bob
follows and spots her getting into
a cab. Before she can slam the door,
he jumps in beside her.

Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper
must have mistaken him for someone
else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top
of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter
word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,

"Geez, Bob, you picked up a real
bitch this time."

saltwater
02-25-2008, 08:50 PM
ahhh ahahahahahahh, good one! Smiling Bob!

OvenMaster
02-25-2008, 09:57 PM
:spit take: :lmao::lmao::lmao:
Excellent! :D:D:D
Tom

e2e4c7c5
02-26-2008, 05:47 AM
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

jhal
02-26-2008, 09:27 AM
:lmao::lmao:

parkerdom
02-26-2008, 09:44 AM
I've Been Bob, Unfortunately.

amsoilman
02-26-2008, 10:23 AM
Enjoyed it!

Fran604g
02-26-2008, 03:21 PM
ROTFLAF :lmao::lmao::lmao:

dragon
02-26-2008, 04:26 PM
I've Been Bob, Unfortunately.

Got you beat. I've been Bob's wife, so to speak. :D

similost
02-26-2008, 04:32 PM
My wife has no problem with me being Bob.. even got the shirt :)

Arkay
02-27-2008, 05:38 AM
Very funny!

I'm not Bob. But that doesn't stop my wife from finding legitimate reasons to get upset with me sometimes, like my bringing home too much old audio "junk". :D

chewy
02-27-2008, 05:43 AM
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

vinyldavid
02-27-2008, 06:01 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I love it!

AnalogDigit
02-27-2008, 06:46 AM
I am Bob!:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Chuck M
02-27-2008, 07:09 PM
:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes: