I'll start with the Who's 1967 classic, "Pictures of Lily."

The Vapors ~ Turning Japanese

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpCcelpvkps

Cindi Lauper - She Bop :banana:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Ps_sb1.jpg

Divinyls ~ I Touch Myself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTneO6UgRuM

"All I have to do is dream" Everly Brothers.

Better off without a wife" Tom Waits.

Chuck Berry ~ My Ding A Ling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYnt3RTwl0M

Whip it, Devo

"Hand in Hand" - Elvis Costello

Alice Cooper ~ Muscle of Love

Violent Fems - Blister in the Sun

But that is debatable..

Billy Idol ~ Dancing With Myself

Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish - Captain Beefheart.
Could be about a solo act or one with a partner. Your choice.

Audio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S71wgsvdvU

Lucid tentacles test 'n sleeved
'n joined 'n jointed jade pointed
Diamond back patterns
Neon meate dream of a octafish
Artifact on rose petals
'n flesh petals 'n pots
Fack 'n feast 'n tubes tubs bulbs
In jest incest injest injust in feast incest
'n specks 'n speckled speckled
Speckled speculation
Fedlocks waddlin' feast
Archaic faces frenzy
Ceramic fists artificial deceased
'n cists rancid buds burst
Dank drum 'n dung dust
Meate rose 'n hairs
Meaty meate rose 'n hairs
Meaty dream wet meate
Limp damp rows
Peeled 'n felt fields 'n belts
Impaled on 'n daeman
Mucus mules
Twot trot tra la tra la
Tra la tra la tra la
Whale bone fields 'n belts
Whale bone farmhouse
Cavorts girdled 'n latters uh lite
Cavorts girdled 'n latters uh lite
Uh dipped amidst
Squirmin' serum 'n semen 'n syrup 'n semen
'n serum
Stirrupped in syrup
Neon meate dream of a octafish

"Rock Myself to Sleep" by Starship.

Prince ~ Darling Nikki

"Beat It" by Michael Jackson? :D

Masterbate - Rodney Carrington

Ken are you inpsired yet?

Brass in Pocket - Pretenders

Masterbate - Rodney Carrington

Ken are you inpsired yet?

Lol.

The Stroke - Billy Squier

Rosie - Jackson Browne

Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish - Captain Beefheart.
Could be about a solo act or one with a partner. Your choice.

Audio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S71wgsvdvU

Lucid tentacles test 'n sleeved
'n joined 'n jointed jade pointed
Diamond back patterns
Neon meate dream of a octafish
Artifact on rose petals
'n flesh petals 'n pots
Fack 'n feast 'n tubes tubs bulbs
In jest incest injest injust in feast incest
'n specks 'n speckled speckled
Speckled speculation
Fedlocks waddlin' feast
Archaic faces frenzy
Ceramic fists artificial deceased
'n cists rancid buds burst
Dank drum 'n dung dust
Meate rose 'n hairs
Meaty meate rose 'n hairs
Meaty dream wet meate
Limp damp rows
Peeled 'n felt fields 'n belts
Impaled on 'n daeman
Mucus mules
Twot trot tra la tra la
Tra la tra la tra la
Whale bone fields 'n belts
Whale bone farmhouse
Cavorts girdled 'n latters uh lite
Cavorts girdled 'n latters uh lite
Uh dipped amidst
Squirmin' serum 'n semen 'n syrup 'n semen
'n serum
Stirrupped in syrup
Neon meate dream of a octafish

Damn, now I want to listen to the Captain again after having listened to Trout Mask Replica only yesterday. I don't have 80 minutes to spare, so guess I'll have to go with The Spotlight Kid.

Ken are you inpsired yet?

Strokin' like Clarence Carter.

Come Monday ~ Jimmy Buffett :tresbon:

Pump It Up by Elvis...

Get a Grip - Aerosmith

Joan Osbourne - Right Hand Man

Fleetwood Mac's Rattlesnake Shake

The Pleasure is All Mine - Björk

Well, the song might not itself be talking about self gratification but I know that every Led Zepplin song ever recorded sounds like Plant was having one heck of a good of a time by himself in that recording booth.

Grace Slick, Paul Kantner, David Freiberg - Across The Board

The Nails - 88 Lines About 44 Women

oh and Ken, is your wife out of town? :yippy:

"Pump Up The Jam"...Technotronic

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c45/tentoze/nein.gif

Tube Snake Boogie....ZZ Top



Bill

Pink - U + UR Hand

Prince ~ Darling Nikki

also given a thrash-metal tweak when it was covered by the Swedish band "Whale"

In my Room.....Beach Boys




Bill

Billy Idol ~ Dancin' With Myself

"Woke Up With Wood"...ZZ Top

"Sensual Woman" - The Herbalizer

Got the Feeling - Jeff Beck Group

"Los hairy palms".......Menudo.....:D




Bill

"Pearl Necklace" - ZZ Top

Lords of Acid- The Most Wonderful Girl

"Eunuch Boy" - The Descendents

Lament by The Doors from "An American Prayer"
AKA "Ode to my Cock".
I think I saw a frowning mod back there somewhere!

Wango Tango - Ted Nugent

(Is my baby alive?)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?......Monty Python




Bill

Captain Jack, Billy Joel

Lords of Acid- The Most Wonderful Girl

That song cracks me up! I'm f'in beautiful!! I'm the greatest thing I've ever seen. GOD I LOVE MYSELF!!!!"

Monty Python - Every Sperm is Sacred
Momus - Onan the Barbarian

Detachable Penis bye King Missile?

Music. http://youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

oh and Ken, is your wife out of town? :yippy:

Sweet of you to offer.

Sweet of you to offer.

get a haircut and lose the cigarette and we'll talk :naughty:

ROSIE by Jackson Browne from 'Running On Empty'.



EDIT: Ooops..Anytune beat me to it.

"heh heh heh...you said Beat"

How about "Dr. Jimmy" from The Who's Quadrophenia? Obscure, I know, but there are a few references to rather self indulgent behavior in there.

While we're at it, we could add Elton John's "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" to the list, too.

Fleetwood Mac - "Rattlesnake Shake"

Fleetwood Mac - "Rattlesnake Shake"
Ooh, Good one! I was just gonna post the same song, but the Aerosmith version of it...

Just about anything from David Allen Coe.....

Detachable Penis bye King Missile?

Music. http://youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Well, if we are going to get into King Missle, we can't leave out "Gay, Not Gay" can we?

A personal favorite is 'Devil In Miss Jones' by Something Happens off of "Stuck Together With God's Glue". I'll see if I can come up with lyrics...

je

Allright guys, I've let this thread continue because it has been contained to Artists & Song Titles (as requested by the O.P.). As long as that continues, I'll let this one stay.

But if this turns sophomoric and unruly, or any links to porn, I'll close it.

JD

Right in Time by Lucinda Williams

Seeing this thread jump to the top of the list again, I couldn't help but smack my face when I realized I had forgotten one of the obvious ones:

"Lamia" from The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway by Genesis

Looking Out My Back Door CCR

Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves - Eurythmics and Aretha Franklin

Seeing this thread jump to the top of the list again, I couldn't help but smack my face when I realized I had forgotten one of the obvious ones:

"Lamia" from The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway by Genesis

same album - Counting out Time-...Genesis

Pretty sure no one has even head of this one, but it is the epitomy:

Digital Underground - Jerkit Circus..

Damn hilarious song..

I thought this thread would have petered out by now...

Icicle - Tori Amos

I thought this thread would have petered out by now...

These guys have good holding power...

Let Me Play WIth Your Poodle - Various Artists

Don't forget "Home In My Hand" by Foghat from the album Energized.

An obvious one that hasn't come up yet because no one wants to own up to having the CD....

"All By Myself" Greenday

A few more good ones:

"Orgasm Addict" Buzzcocks
"Relax" Frankie Goes to Hollywood
"I Go Blind" Hootie and the Blowfish

And of course "Breathe" by Pink Floyd

Don't believe me? then look at the lyrics sometime

Gee, Ken, kinda purvy as Bridget Jones would say.
Surprised not to see "Donald And Lydia" from the first John Prine record.
Dueling fists of fury.

"Good Vibrations" The Beach Boys

Orgasm addict by the Buzzcocks has got to be the funniest song about masturbation ever written.

Elvis Costello-'The Beat'
I had read somewhere that Springsteen's "Blinded By The Light" is about self abuse, but it is kind of difficult to tell from the stream of consciousness lyrics.

PS: According to a VH1 documentary 'Turning Japanese' is NOT about self gratification.

Orgasm addict by the Buzzcocks has got to be the funniest song about masturbation ever written.
:thmbsp:And a great song, as well, even if it wasn't! ;)

Dream Lover-Bobby Darin

REM

The One I Love

Note to David Allen Coe:

"They told me I'll go blind, so I'll stop when I need glasses..."

I gave you title, you can take care of the rest...