Well here's a new one...

[similost]

I love reading all these Nigerian scams.. thought I had seen them all.. this one is too funny.. wonder how long it took them to write everything with all the caps???

Anyway, for your reading pleasure... OH.. and please don't send them your info.. this is for me only :D

This is to officially inform you about our recent agreement with the FederalGovernment of Nigeria to handle all their foreign contract payments. Based onthis development We Have Verified Your Contract/Inheritance File And DiscoveredThe Reasons Why You Are Yet To Receive Your Payment.

It Is Because OfIrregularities And Complications Discovered On Your Payment File By OurTechnical Experts In Respect To Your Contract /Inheritance Payment RequirementsWhich Have Just Been Duly Rectified. However, You have been informed through our intelligent monitory unit to stopany further dealings With Impostors And Non Recommended Officials In The Bank.Such Acts Must Stop For Security Reasons, if You Wish To receives Your Paymenton time and accordingly, Since We Have Decided To Bring A Solution To YourProblem.

Right Now We Have Arranged Your Payment Through Our ATM Swift CardPayment Center Of OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA P L C. That Is The Latest InstructionBy Our New President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua (GCFR) Federal Republic Of Nigeriathrough the Minister of Finance Mrs. Nenadi Usman. Below is the arrangement; The Swift card Center Will Send You An ATM Card Which You Will Use To WithdrewYour Money From Any ATM Machine In Any Part Of The World, But The Maximum Is(One Hundred Thousand Dollars $100.000.00) Per Day, So If You Like To ReceiveYour Fund This Way Please Do Let Us Know By Contacting The ATM Card PaymentCenter Of OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA PLC.

1) Address Where You Want Them To Send The Card Through Diplomatic CourierService (P.O box Not Accepted)
2) Your Full Name And Total Amount You Are Expecting.
3) Your Date of Birth
4) Your Telephone Number
5) Copy Your Drivers License Or International Passport

Instead Of Losing Your Fund. Please Indicate To The Card Center The Total Sum You Are Expecting And For YourInformation You Have To Stop Any Further Communication With Any Institution OrOffice Until You Receive The ATM Card.

Note: Because of Impostors, We Hereby Issue You Our Code of Conduct Tag NumberWhich Is (805) So You Must Have To Indicate This Code When Contacting The CardCenter.

We Await Your Urgent Response.

Best Regards
Miss.Mary George.
Managing Director Information Department
OCEANIC BANK Of Nigeria P L C.

[MRX37]

Brazen assholes they are.

1) Address Where You Want Them To Send The Card Through Diplomatic CourierService (P.O box Not Accepted)
2) Your Full Name And Total Amount You Are Expecting.
3) Your Date of Birth
4) Your Telephone Number
5) Copy Your Drivers License Or International Passport

That just SCREAMS ID theft!

Not typed up very well, but someone stupid enough may still fall for it.

[similost]

That's what blows me away.. that ANYONE would be that stupid.. oh well.. like a used car salesman would say.. an ass for every seat..

[chillwolf]

WTF! How much money are you going to have to give them to get this so called card? They must think people in the USA are the dumbest SOBs in the world. :D

[vinyldavid]

WTF! How much money are you going to have to give them to get this so called card? They must think people in the USA are the dumbest SOBs in the world. :D

But we are......:stupid:

[stuwee]

Screams Joss Sticks to me:lmao::lmao: Looks like some of my post's:sigh:
poor folks typin' away in the heat, I think Kathy Lee Gifford is behind all this.

[spaceman]

Brazen assholes they are.



That just SCREAMS ID theft!

Not typed up very well, but someone stupid enough may still fall for it.

But they forgot to ask for your S.S. #.

[similost]

But they forgot to ask for your S.S. #.

I think most people would be smart enough to realize that, and would go ahead and include it.. :screwy:

[mwr885]

There's one born every minute...