odd spam subject titles

[gearhead]

My ISP has a spam trap, and here are some of the titles I found funny.
I hope the pic is big enough to actually read.
I've been getting a lot of "news" stuff that was pretty legit sounding, until this week.
I think they've got some Enquirer writers on the team or something.

[hpsenicka]

..perhaps they are clipping stories from The Onion.

[MRX37]

I've gotten some weird spam titles. The most memorable one was a liquid that claimed it could make a certain part of me "sick and dengerius!"

I dunno about you guys, but I wouldn't want that part of me to become sick or dangerous.

[clydeselsor]

"Study reveals 'Bass players are as boring as golfers'"
:lmao: