Well found this gem in a thrift store.
Anyone else have LP's like this you don't want the significant other or parent to find?
Show them off!
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_mgn6Gz9Rz4U/STNaRhHptCI/AAAAAAAAArI/cNSRuo0H0fc/s640/sound_of_sex.jpg
:banana:

Whoa, that dude has boobs!

I think I own that somewhere, but it's in a fairly boring jacket.

Quote... "Whoa, that dude has boobs!"


Unless I'm missing something this could be a contender for the quote of the year. :D

OK guys - let's keep this thread above board. I'm OK w/ it so far, but don't want it to go down the drain. Forum rules say no pornography or obscene material.

JD

Didn't we have pretty much the same thread topic going just a few weeks ago? If you can no longer find it, it might be that it is no longer here - if you get my drift. :D

And I don't know about the "wife" part of the title - my wife has tried to find a copy of Roxy Music's "Country Life" (original cover, of course!) album for months for me. Hopefully, she will find it some day!

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Well.. That sure is art in my eyes, but if you are a store selling the LP it's pornography.. God forbid someone under 18 see an LP cover like that.

I really don't have any provocative LP covers.. I do have one that has a naked girl laying in a filed inside the gatefold.. I can't remember who it is though... I'm sure back in it's time it didn't get much attention, where as today, it would be banned for sure...

The one cover I wished I did have, not because of the subject, but because of the value I'm sure it's worth is the Scorpions Virgin Killer with the girl and the cracked glass strategically placed.

It would for sure be banned today, but just 20 years ago, it was controversial..

How times change.. and a lot of times going backwards instead of progressing..

What about the cover for Blind Faith? Weird mix of kiddie porn and phalluses. Always found it slightly offputting, even though the music was great.

I was surprised to find a centerfold from a 70's porn magazine :naughty: inside one of my GW/yard sale Hotel California records, but that's about it.

OH.. if I had kids, I wouldn't want them finding my Big Bambu LP.. because it's still got the paper in it, and I wouldn't want them stealing it to try it out...

Well..
The one cover I wished I did have, not because of the subject, but because of the value I'm sure it's worth is the Scorpions Virgin Killer with the girl and the cracked glass strategically placed.



I have this cover along with the original cover to the Scorpions album Lovedrive that banned. Not sure if they are actually of any value but they are a must have for Scorpion record collectors.

.... God forbid someone under 18 see an LP cover like that.

and I'm sure we have plenty of teens under 18 using AK. :yes:

and I'm sure we have plenty of teens under 18 using AK. :yes:

Maybe they should move to Europe then, where they can see that on prime time TV.. We're far too prudish in the US, but yet everyone is getting busted for some sort of sex crime or scandal, adult stores are all over the place in a lot of states, yet well hidden in the industrial districts, and porn on the net and nudie bars are some of the biggest cash cow businesses in the US...

Maybe they should move to Europe then, where they can see that on prime time TV.. We're far too prudish in the US, but yet everyone is getting busted for some sort of sex crime or scandal, adult stores are all over the place in a lot of states, yet well hidden in the industrial districts, and porn on the net and nudie bars are some of the biggest cash cow businesses in the US...

But it's perfectly OK to show kids all sorts of graphic violence. Which is healthier? Sex/nudity or watching someone be disemboweled? :no:

But it's perfectly OK to show kids all sorts of graphic violence. Which is healthier? Sex/nudity or watching someone be disemboweled? :no:

Just what the song "I'm Asking" is about. By Stepenwolf. It is asking about being so worried about them seing someone making love or just naked, but it's ok to see a horror movie or a shoot em up gangster movie.
Anyway, anyone remember the inside of that cover when folded open? I don't know if I should post it.

I'm wondering if that is the gatefold I was thinking about ihop.. All I remeber is it's an old band from the 60's, and it's kind of a yellowish over all color on the inside..

Just looked it up.. nope.. not what I was thinking of.. Damn.. now this is gonna bother the hell outta me trying to remember what LP I'm thinking of..

I'm wondering if that is the gatefold I was thinking about ihop.. All I remeber is it's an old band from the 60's, and it's kind of a yellowish over all color on the inside..

Just looked it up.. nope.. not what I was thinking of.. Damn.. now this is gonna bother the hell outta me trying to remember what LP I'm thinking of..

It was named " For Ladies Only" I think it was the best written album they ever did. I don't think it sold many because of the jacket. I'm trying to find it right now.

" For Ladies Only" was the title song and was a beautiful song.

Didn't we have pretty much the same thread topic going just a few weeks ago? If you can no longer find it, it might be that it is no longer here - if you get my drift. :D

And I don't know about the "wife" part of the title - my wife has tried to find a copy of Roxy Music's "Country Life" (original cover, of course!) album for months for me. Hopefully, she will find it some day!

126449

That album cover underwent many changes from the beginning issue. IIRC it was mostly done with the shrink wrap. It was dark green in various levels to cover the ladies. The final shrink wrap was all green on the front.

This thread brought back some memories during my time at a local record shop. The lady that managed the place and I thought the album would be a collectors item way back then. Neither one of us kept a copy tho. Or was it the first issue cover was replaced so quickly that we didn't get a copy. Well at least one copy of the original made it to Paintsville.

Didn't we have pretty much the same thread topic going just a few weeks ago? If you can no longer find it, it might be that it is no longer here - if you get my drift. :D

And I don't know about the "wife" part of the title - my wife has tried to find a copy of Roxy Music's "Country Life" (original cover, of course!) album for months for me. Hopefully, she will find it some day!

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I just bought one of those in a flea market the other day. Not sure about the condition of the vinyl, as I'm rather turntable-less at the moment.

We're far too prudish in the US, but yet everyone is getting busted for some sort of sex crime or scandal, adult stores are all over the place in a lot of states, yet well hidden in the industrial districts, and porn on the net and nudie bars are some of the biggest cash cow businesses in the US...

oooh, right, but thats not new :) in1976 a guy from NYC (18yrs old) lived at my (17) home for bout 4 weeks in Berlin who was really SHOCKED to see nekkid folks in any public park in Berlin, and really went up the tree when he saw a "Currywurst"-Place near the Halensee where about 25 people waiting in a line for their Curry-Wurst (http://www.lebensmittelfotos.com/wp-content/gallery/fleisch_frei/currywurst_01_sv.jpg) - naturally naked. When he turned around he saw the park at Halensee filled with hundreds of nekkids. This Park is next to the beginning of Kurfuerstendamm in view distance to International Congress Center ICC.
He was below belt with his mouth (verbal, vocally, not orally - don't know correct expr. for talking dirty) very, very (too often), but reality seemed to be too much for him.
Even beein in a public Open-air swimming pool he seemed to get hormonally disturbances, it was like we young kids were the adults and he grew up with Blinkers (correct?). He seemed not to have seen a (life) boob before.
I partly understood, when I've been at Long Beach with his family when I went to US in the same year. 1000s of people and not a bit of a tit... that was unreal. For me. No wonder those kids had sticky Hustlers under their beds. What also was comlpetely new to me those stiff straight dating rules, like if it's a contract dating a girl... horrible

I wonder if this got worse or better in 35 yrs.

Helge

It's gotten much worse here in the us in 35 years... Some beaches even wanted and have, or tried to ban certain bathing suits at the beach. If they don't cover so many square inches of butt, they are too small.

The things I saw and did in Germany and Europe.. WOW... Yep.. not prudish there at all... My 18th birthday treat, some friends took me to the Eros Center in Trier... Or was that Luxemburg.. eh.. either way.. what a fun place.. better than any candy store I've ever been to.. ;)

"It's a strange strange world we live in, Master Jack". :music:

Here's one I wouldn't want them to see... Great album though. I've been waiting for the vinyl to come in the mail for two weeks. Can't wait till it gets here.:thmbsp:

Probably wouldn't want them to see the second one either...

It's gotten much worse here in the us in 35 years... Some beaches even wanted and have, or tried to ban certain bathing suits at the beach. If they don't cover so many square inches of butt, they are too small.

The things I saw and did in Germany and Europe.. WOW... Yep.. not prudish there at all... My 18th birthday treat, some friends took me to the Eros Center in Trier... Or was that Luxemburg.. eh.. either way.. what a fun place.. better than any candy store I've ever been to.. ;)

OK, that's extreme :) but for me & friends those Sex-Shops or Eros-Center weren't half as interesting as for him, we didn't have to "talk sex" every minute of a day as he had to, I had sex a good year before on my first single trip with Interrail thru Europe.
I think His Hormones were under kind of pressure, even so his family was pretty openminded as I found (Journalists). May be because he was eldest son. His 14yr old sister was better "informed"... :)

There is but one album cover I wouldn't have wanted my mother to see, especially in my presence: Mom's Apple Pie (1971).

I keep Supertramps' "Indelibly Stamped" out of plain sight to avoid the stinkeye from Cindy...
I'd do the same with the euro version of "Electric Ladyland" too if I had one.
Boobs aren't part of the decor around here.

There is but one album cover I wouldn't have wanted my mother to see, especially in my presence: Mom's Apple Pie (1971).

Yep.

Maybe they should move to Europe then, where they can see that on prime time TV.. We're far too prudish in the US, but yet everyone is getting busted for some sort of sex crime or scandal, adult stores are all over the place in a lot of states, yet well hidden in the industrial districts, and porn on the net and nudie bars are some of the biggest cash cow businesses in the US...

Thank you. It needed to be stated.

There is but one album cover I wouldn't have wanted my mother to see, especially in my presence: Mom's Apple Pie (1971).

Kinda like the cantalope on The Mothers/Zappa Over-Nite Sensation cover.(and more tame than the stuff in the "frame" around it)

Not much worse than having a Georia O'Keefe print or calendar around the house.

:D

Ah! Have we forgotten Joey Heatherton?

Witchfinder General

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/49/Witchfinder_General.jpg/200px-Witchfinder_General.jpg

What about the cover for Blind Faith? Weird mix of kiddie porn and phalluses. Always found it slightly offputting, even though the music was great.
_______^Exactly!

I have a GONG record with Steve Hillage butt-nekkid in the center label of the LP and when your turntable's centerpost pops through, it makes the girls "jump"
when they would cue it up.

Another gem

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/acersaccharum/albums/IMGP6607Medium.jpg

I'd like to have those albums in my collection ruffian.

Nice stuff.

Ah! Have we forgotten Joey Heatherton?

dear god! No wonder why Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra fell all over themselves around her, and Johnny Carson always seemed to perk up whenever she was on the tonight show. :naughty:

Quote... "Whoa, that dude has boobs!"


Unless I'm missing something this could be a contender for the quote of the year. :D

Like in the movie: Valley Of The Dolls....:D

Golden Earring-Moontan

Ruffian, earlier today, I contemplated putting up Witchfinder General, I am glad you threw both of those out there. LOL

Well, given this picture, I don't see what all the fuss is about. :confused:
HeHe. I've got a copy of the original - still looking for one of the censored versions so I can frame them both side by side.

Supertramp - Indelibly Stamped (great album too).

Well.. That sure is art in my eyes, but if you are a store selling the LP it's pornography.. God forbid someone under 18 see an LP cover like that.

I really don't have any provocative LP covers.. I do have one that has a naked girl laying in a filed inside the gatefold.. I can't remember who it is though... I'm sure back in it's time it didn't get much attention, where as today, it would be banned for sure...

The one cover I wished I did have, not because of the subject, but because of the value I'm sure it's worth is the Scorpions Virgin Killer with the girl and the cracked glass strategically placed.

It would for sure be banned today, but just 20 years ago, it was controversial..

How times change.. and a lot of times going backwards instead of progressing..

I have the Scorpions-Virgin Killers with that "girl on the cover. I did get though while I was stationed in Germany. I guess that's cheating isn't it. They are a little more liberal then we are here in the good ole US of A.

And that was in the early 80's too.

I just read an interview somewhere online with that "little girl".

Wish I could remember where. Must be that 'CRS' I have kicking in again??

Hey when I was a young teenager my dad worked for Fox studios and brought home a couple boxes of records from work one day. He would play some of the music, but then the covers all got censored. Us kids were not allowed to touch or even look at themthem.:nono: I remember a couple of Lps by the Ohio Players (don't even know why he brought those home he didn't like their music, must have been free) "Honey" comes to mind. Don't know what ever happened to the LPs so check out this link to several of their covers http://www.wfnk.com/ohioplayers/images/mercury.html

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_mgn6Gz9Rz4U/SV1itzcvjII/AAAAAAAAA2I/WT4HZAzfSlY/s640/DSCN0557.JPG
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_mgn6Gz9Rz4U/SV1gVID3sDI/AAAAAAAAA1o/n326NOKJ_Ck/s640/DSCN0556.JPG

Some that have caused me to receive the "arched eyebrow" look from Mrs. Summer...

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/1262/p92400032dh6.jpg

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/7577/pa050001jm0.jpg

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5389/pa0200022vs7.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8637/pa1200021mf8.jpg


...especially this one, because I couldn't claim any great merit in Les Baxter's music.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/457/pa020002qt3.jpg

well no pics but......

The Pink Floyd: A Nice Pair

Zabriskie Point

Fay Richmoore?: My Pussy Belongs to Daddy

and Blind Faith's contraversal album art....

Only because I was playing it anyway.



Carl

Nobody mentioned Led Zep Houses of the Holy.

Plenty more if you google the right words.

Here is an odd one:

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s536746.jpg (not embedded on purpose)

This is the gatefold, inside cover of Steppenwolf, For Ladies Only album. I wonder if that car is still around, maybe in a collection with the batmobile or Monkey Mobile. I hope this is ok to post, it was in 1971!!!

Well, my thoughts is that pornography is defined differently for those of us who were breast feed vs. bottle feed. It all depend if it make you hungry or horny!!!! I often wondered why man could go topless on the beach and women couldn't. Could this be the reason women get breast cancer at an alaming rate. I can see it now topless bathing a cure my brest cancer. Wouldn't it be nice? I hope you are thinking of the cure.

Well you asked for it.......

I had to get my son to show me how to post pics and now he thinks I'm a perverted old bastard...my daughter saw it too and now she KNOWS that I am.

Ive kept this one way out of the way for a long time now and not just because the music is not entirely to my taste.

Is this the thread closer? :D

I have the nude cover of Electric Ladyland on the shelf no worries there, however, the Dwarves 1st LP "Blood Guts and Pussy" is kept away from the kids, as too is Brujera "Matando Gueros"

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://friends.s5.net/mazzini/plosce/images/pie.jpg&imgrefurl=http://friends.s5.net/mazzini/plosce/pie.html&h=620&w=600&sz=62&tbnid=nUolxhMfM02Z3M::&tbnh=136&tbnw=132&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmom%2527s%2Bapple%2Bpie&usg=__ct9nXgqRtOByVTzjYVwjfe5RK3s=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&cd=1

having never seen it, my daughter knew exactly what it was on first sight. it took me a while butthere it is.

any of my expensive ones!

My wife already screwed up/deeply scratched one song (shattered) on a $225 Keith Richards solo double LP album I got in Japan at a department store for $8.00 in 1983. I'm still really upset about that one, and it's been 2 years since it was scratched! I only played the album two times since 1983, and she scratched it on the second playing. Unbelievable.
What can ya say??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????

In answer to your question: any of my expensive (or collector) LPs, for sure!!!!!!!

Sometime in the 70's as a kid I remember finding an album by a band called The Nude. Of course it was worth ivestigating. I really can't remember for sure but I don't think there was anything more than the band somehow covered up, but obviously naked. Seems like on the back was the statement "this album was recorded in the nude."

Scorpions- Lovedrive http://www.coverportal.com/Audio/GrafikAudio/scorpions_lovedrive_a.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_mgn6Gz9Rz4U/SWEhZNHOlkI/AAAAAAAAA34/82B4hImUL-8/s512/DSCN0564.JPG
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_mgn6Gz9Rz4U/SWEhacJg4FI/AAAAAAAAA38/i5ntLZMYhUs/s512/DSCN0566.JPG
Music is horrid but it might look nice on the wall in a future listening room......

It's gotten much worse here in the us in 35 years... Some beaches even wanted and have, or tried to ban certain bathing suits at the beach. If they don't cover so many square inches of butt, they are too small.


as this...?
http://lustich.de/bilder/menschen/bikini-des-jahres/

lol funny stuff

Circling the bowl.

Guess my post got pulled.....It was Hendrix Electric Lady Land UK cover

Which can be seen here: http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/H/Hendrix/hendrix_electric.htm

Here's the one that really grossed-out my daughter.

http://members.cox.net/cablefreak1/imag0153.jpg

Not that there is anything wrong with this album - I just don't want to admit ogling at this cover longer than I should!
What a gal!

Not that there is anything wrong with this album - I just don't want to admit ogling at this cover longer than I should!
What a gal!
mmmm she is gorgeous
and look at those legs
oh yeah she also has a gorgeous voice

http://www.lewisrecordings.com/daghastills/divorce.jpg

Do you think it's the shoes? :D

the Dwarves 1st LP "Blood Guts and Pussy"

That is a classic Caddis. You just moved up a few spots in my book.

:thmbsp:

For some reason, Mrs. Summer dislikes my playing this rather tame recording of Medieval Italian music...

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9527/p1110003ht0.jpg

No LP's come to mind but I wish my mom (in 1979) hadn't found my my Stiff Records T shirt: "If it ain't Stiff, it ain't worth a F#@k!" She tossed it. Wish I still had it.

Do you think it's the shoes? :D

Partly. High heeled shoes certainly add to an already great looking pair of legs.:thmbsp:

Hah-now I know why Plant refuses to go on tour with those old guys and a kid.

That is a classic Caddis. You just moved up a few spots in my book.

:thmbsp:

Lives in the cupboard with The Freeze "Land of the Lost" and Brujeria "Matando Gueros"

Reviving this thread to ask a question, Have any of you ever heard of the band, "Alabama Thunderpussy"? My wife saw this CD in the used record store in our area and thought it was an album by the group Alabama. :D

In keeping with this thread, the CD cover is of a naked woman...

I have heard of Nashville Pussy...they also had some choice album covers.

Peter Brown- Do you want to get funky with me / A fantasy Love affair
1977 Funk
The front cover is a defined silhouette thru a window of a.. gulp...beautiful naked woman at shall we say...attention

The music is not bad either

Bebop Deluxe Sunburst Finish.
http://www.audiokarma.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=136869&d=1235109088

Don't want my wife to mess with ANY of my collectors LPs.

She trashed a $225 Keith Richards album just on it's second play from being brand new in 1983. I paid $30 or so then, bought it in Japan. It got badly scratched on one song (ironically the song's name 'was' shattered, for 11 passes. Really pis$#d me off, still does, and that was a year ago, what can ya do?

To answer the question: I don't want my wife, or anyone really, to even look at my collectors LPs. I know...but I'm serious as a heart attack.

Just the way it is now. No one touches the LPs but me.

http://http://www.jetscreenshot.com/demo/x582l0m6-194kb.jpg

Montrose - Jump On It

Ah! Have we forgotten Joey Heatherton?

I always loved her as a kid.
I remember seeing this record in my neighborhood record store in the 70's.
But it had a different, shall we say, a much less controversial cover.

I never got around to buying it then...but I just had to, after seeing this wonderful re-release! :drool::yes:

Have we forgotten Joey Heatherton?

Never. Joey starred in my favorite episode of the television program Love, American Style.

...just about every single P-Funk album I have (Funkadelic, Parliament, George Clinton)! :yikes:

Also, I have the original cover "art" Black Crowes: Amorica. Really, it's quite tame... ...except for... hey what's that!!!
...no, they didn't...
yes, they did :lmao:
...momma say :nono:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Willischulz

Have we forgotten Joey Heatherton?

Never. Joey starred in my favorite episode of the television program Love, American Style.


What season and title of the episode was that?

I always loved her as a kid.
I remember seeing this record in my neighborhood record store in the 70's.
But it had a different, shall we say, a much less controversial cover.

I never got around to buying it then...but I just had to, after seeing this wonderful re-release! :drool::yes:


Wait until you see the extra photos that are included inside the CD package!
As Ed Norton would say to Ralph about Marilyn Monroe: "Va-va-va-voom!"

Chinga Chavin's Country Porn (not so much for the artwork, but the lyrics).

Quote:
Originally Posted by Willischulz

Have we forgotten Joey Heatherton?




What season and title of the episode was that?
1970 season-'Love and the nervous Ex'

http://franklarosa.com/vinyl/BigImg/wired.jpg

...or play it.

Saw this one at the GW today. No idea who Jorge Santana is, but I like the cover :)

http://www.soft-tempo.com/records/images/jackets/sub/JORGE%20SANTANA%20AL.jpg