There was an old lady...

[ckelly]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

[ckelly]

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

[ckelly]

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

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[ckelly]

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

[ckelly]

Well... you catch the drift.... :p:

[luvvinvinyl]

But... you are just getting to the good part! You aren't stopping now, are you? :sigh:

[Eric H]

The old biddie's going to need this

:rofl:

[Reel 2 Reel]

With my best 'Peter Griffin' laugh.....hahahahahahahaha....she swallows....... :thmbsp:

[Sandy G]

"There wuz a old lady whot lived in a Shoo, she had so many young 'uns, her ass fell thru..."-Doug Clark & the Hot Nuts, a LOOOOOOONG time ago.....<grin>-Sandy G.