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dingus
09-29-2005, 10:20 PM
one of the few predators of brussel sprouts is the dreaded Cabbage Maggot. what kind of predator is that? its not viscious or anything. i wish there was a viscious, bloodthirsty, voracious brussel sprout predator, because if there were, i'd shove brussel sprouts down your throats, and starving sprout predators up your butts.

Charivari
09-29-2005, 10:23 PM
Behold the face of thine enemy and tremble ...

http://www.biologie.uni-hamburg.de/b-online/schaugarten/vargemmifera/Bvargemmifera2.jpg

- JP

tentoze
09-29-2005, 10:25 PM
one of the few predators of brussel sprouts is the dreaded Cabbage Maggot. what kind of predator is that? its not viscious or anything. i wish there was a viscious, bloodthirsty, voracious brussel sprout predator, because if there were, i'd shove brussel sprouts down your throats, and starving sprout predators up your butts.

I love kinky talk, but jeebers.

tentoze
09-29-2005, 10:26 PM
Behold the face of thine enemy and tremble ...

http://www.biologie.uni-hamburg.de/b-online/schaugarten/vargemmifera/Bvargemmifera2.jpg

- JP

Pfauaa! I've seen better heads on flat beers.

Charivari
09-29-2005, 10:28 PM
Of course that pic is a bit sickly, it's just proof of the worthlessness of the plant. :thmbsp:

I think this is as close to a "sprout predator" to be found out there, dingus.

http://www2.cruzio.com/~bsprouts/photos/bontharvesterfront.jpg

- JP

dingus
09-29-2005, 10:30 PM
I love kinky talk, but jeebers.
yeah, i have a real hang up when it comes to these things.

tentoze
09-29-2005, 10:34 PM
yeah, i have a real hang up when it comes to these things.

Hey...I'm on yr side on this. Now, put that caterpillar down.

dingus
09-29-2005, 10:38 PM
Hey...I'm on yr side on this. Now, put that caterpillar down.
why, are you holding sprouts?

tentoze
09-29-2005, 10:40 PM
why, are you holding sprouts?

Only a coupla imposters, and that's as much as I'm saying.

Mike Gibson
09-29-2005, 11:07 PM
Those sprout photos look like pictures of the body plants in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" No wonder those sprouts are inately evil.

Charivari
09-29-2005, 11:29 PM
Those sprout photos look like pictures of the body plants in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" No wonder those sprouts are inately evil.
They do look quite close, though the pods remind me more of peanuts.
http://www.moviemonstermuseum.com/images/pod.jpg

- JP

tentoze
09-29-2005, 11:32 PM
Hey, hey- no dissing peanuts here.

piece-it pete
09-30-2005, 06:50 AM
Hey, hey- no dissing peanuts here.

Peanuts suck!

:D

Pete

piece-it pete
09-30-2005, 07:08 AM
Well, maybe they'd be ok if you stuffed'em in some brussel sprouts.

:scratch2:

Pete

bordeno
09-30-2005, 08:43 AM
but no, they had to design the mini cabbage, brussels sprouts. Unfortunately they couldn't keep the wonderful flavour of cabbage and thus you have the repellent taste of brussels sprouts.

Experiment failed.

Charivari
09-30-2005, 09:20 AM
Charivari,
Keep those damn things on your side of the mountains! Don't they spray for those?
We don't grow them around here, but I think I saw a few truck loads heading West on I-90 for delivery to Bellevue. Enjoy!

- JP