Well, Since I live in So. Tx, I havent never had me no Clambake like I seen in them there Bro-chures. Do anybody still does that anymo? I like them Big Ol hairy Lobsters and that there corn, potatoes and Sh*t.

There's a place up here in Essex MA. called Woodman's that will come to your house and throw a good ol' fashion N.E. clambake with all the fixins.
I've been to a few and they do it up right. Of course, it's not cheap.

Now, whether they would come all the way to Texas is a different story.

http://www.woodmans.com/clambakes/clambake_selections.html