10. I have absolutely no place to put that.

9. It's way too rusty

8. Pass the salad :tongue:

7. I prefer a woman that's conservatively dressed.

6. I can get parts for my (pick an object) just about anywhere

5. .....and I bought it brand new!

4. I'm not interested, that is going to take way too much work.

3. I need to measure this board for the 10th time to make sure the cut is absolutely perfect

2. Pass the brussels sprouts :puke:



And, the #1 thing you'll never hear Kamakiri say.......


1. There's no way that could come in my house. My wife would KILL me!!!




(So now I sit back and wait for you wiseacres to come up with creative yet poignant replies to this thread :tongue: )

I have too many motorcyles

It's not for sale.


Carl

I have too many motorcyles

See and you're responsible for this crap too. Where'd I get my first pinball machine? You. Where'd I start off with motorcycles? You.

But the general populace doesnt know about the 6 motorcycles of various states of repair :tongue: that now inhabit my garage........

10. I have absolutely no place to put that.

9. It's way too rusty

8. Pass the salad :tongue:

7. I prefer a woman that's conservatively dressed.

6. I can get parts for my (pick an object) just about anywhere

5. .....and I bought it brand new!

4. I'm not interested, that is going to take way too much work.

3. I need to measure this board for the 10th time to make sure the cut is absolutely perfect

2. Pass the brussels sprouts :puke:



And, the #1 thing you'll never hear Kamakiri say.......


1. There's no way that could come in my house. My wife would KILL me!!!




(So now I sit back and wait for you wiseacres to come up with creative yet poignant replies to this thread :tongue: )

You just said it.

:D

I don't know what this is or what it does, so I don't really need it.

But the general populace doesnt know about the 6 motorcycles of various states of repair :tongue: that now inhabit my garage........


Six of them?? Geez, wasn't it only 4 of them just a week ago??

Well, you didn't count my son's PW50 or the '73 Kawasaki enduro that I got yesterday ;)

11. I always well plan my projects

I don't need another (fill in the blank...)

12. What's your opinion of HPM 100s? :D

13. I know exactly where Iowa is and they have cities big enough to have daily flights to major cities!

14 Iowa isn't backwards and they don't use outhouses anymore, they all have indoor plumbing!

15 Go Hawkeye's

Should I continue :lmao:

But he WOULD say what is written on your T-shirt!

On Topic: I'm so bored, I never have ANYTHING to do...

I want everyone to know that on AK, your opinions carry as much weight as mine. Just let me know and we will change the site format and rules to accomidate and indulge your every whim.


:D


RC

Aw c'mon now, it's not like I have a dirt bikes forum planned for AK or anything.......




Although........ :scratch2: ;)

Aw c'mon now, it's not like I have a dirt bikes forum planned for AK or anything.......




Although........ :scratch2: ;)


How about dirt bike audio?

RC

Aw c'mon now, it's not like I have a dirt bikes forum planned for AK or anything.......




Although........ :scratch2: ;)

Well if you do we'll have to go full throttle, last one without any mud on there face buys the brews :yes:

Excerpts from upcoming threads:

"10 things that you'll never hear Army say"

#3 - What's corn look like? :lmao:

"10 things you'll never hear Sandy G say"

#7 - I really hate you, so screw off!

"10 things you'll never hear Grumpy say"

#4 - Please don't use profanity around me. I take offense to that.

"10 things you'll never hear Ernie say"

#5 - I just buy whatever crap beer is on sale at Loblaws

"10 things you'll never hear Retro Stereo say"

#2 - I'm going to go out in the cow pasture with a hammer so that I can remember what Pioneer speakers sound like :lmao:

I could go on for days! :D

Well by now Tim most AKer's know I'll say about anything or whatever's on my over worked narrow mind :nutz: :yes: :D

Let'er fly brother!

"10 things you'll never hear Ernie say"

Boy now that's tempting... I must be cunning to come up with something there...Well maybe not, I know him too well :para:

"10 things you'll never hear Grumpy say"

Oh shtop it! you silly savage, your too cute too get mad at!

Aww, Tim... You know I'm jealous 'cause you got more Good Junque than I do...Not only that, you know how to WORK on yr schtuff to make it work...A talent that has sadly eluded me...

16. You know, I really have no clue what the heck that is, so I'll just leave it here by the side of the road.

"Look at my brand spanking new Winnebago I just bought."
Jimmy