Ode to husband

[Mrs.macaltec]

My daughter wanted me to write poems with her this evening and I (as well as macaltec) liked this one so much I thought I'd share.....

The Dad loves his speakers
Almost as much as the mom's "cheekers"
All we hear is Boom, Boom, Boom
Coming from the upstairs room

While he listens, he likes to type
AudioKarma left and right
The site keeps him busy
But tends to make the wife dizzy

He also likes his cell phone
In his truck, at work, and at home
Talking to Bill and Rich
Making his wife bitch, bitch, bitch

So as you can see
These are the three
Main loves of his life
And take notice, it isn't the WIFE!!!

[jpdylon]

:lmao:

Doesn't get more truthful than that for most addicts I'm afraid.

[WhiteSE]

LOL..that is very funny!

[Negotiableterms]

Welcome to AK!

Great poem, too, but I venture to guess that the fact that your family sits down and enjoys each other like that means there's a lot of real love in your home, way beyond speakers. :yes:

[macaltec]

Dang it, did you forget to take your meds again? :D

[ejfud]

Classic!

Nice work mini-macaltec and mom.

Gary

[SPL db]

Very nice! :thmbsp:

And welcome to AK! :wave:

Hope to read some more poems! :yes:

Scott

[markthefixer]

Author ! Author !

Hello and Welcome !!

Both of you !!

[Redboy]

Welcome, Mrs. M!

Excellent prose. More please! :thmbsp:

Nate

[doucanoe]

Excellent work! Never truer words have been put on paper I would say.
I think you have summed it up for my wife also, just have to change a few names. :thmbsp:

RC

[ekmanning5]

This site just keeps getting better and better. Well done! :D

[Urizen]

Uh, I resemble that remark!

Sweet! :thmbsp:

[ozmoid]

:lmao:

Very nice!

(Mrs. Ozmoid says "Good Job. Sounds like my house!")

[Celt]

:thmbsp: and :lmao: and welcome to ak! :wave:

[MarkAnderson]

Now I don't think that's true Mrs. Mac. I'd bet dollars to donuts that you come before the cell phone (and Bill and Rich).

As for speakers and AK? I'm not going there... :D

[wajobu]

Welcome, welcome!!

Very nice cutting stuff, but very sweet at the same time.

True love.

[cabinover]

You have an upstairs room? I have to bargain with the family for living room time!

[macaltec]

The sound room used to be where our bedroom is. Had to make room for the second kid. She insisted that I move upstairs with the audio obsession. So why is she complaining?

[ozmoid]

The sound room used to be where our bedroom is. Had to make room for the second kid. She insisted that I move upstairs with the audio obsession. So why is she complaining?
Didn't sound so much like a complaint as an observation...

[yamahammer]

like i always tell my wife my first obsession cost a couple 100 thousands of dollars so what is 5 thousand at the most ?????

[macaltec]

Didn't sound so much like a complaint as an observation...

I was refering to the "bitch, bitch, bitch" part. Jokingly of course. Mrs. m, if you're looking 143 :yes: .

[dgwojo]

I think Mr MacAltec needs more speakers like me, my wife loves them!! :yes: :music:

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