Ford Extrusion (Excursion - stretched metal reference)
Ford Snoreus (Taurus - boring, what else?)
Ford F*ckus (Focus)
Ford Extradition (Expedition - helps if you live in the SW border region to get that one)
Triumph Spitwad (Spitfire - from a friend, think it related to them having a tendency to spew the rear main seal, which was a rope design)
John