Another CL scam ...or not? I'm confused!

Should I mail him a box full of bricks or just let it go?

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Ok I'm hooked! You had me at "fiery pleasure of a rectal exam"....:lmao:

Can't wait for the next episode of Scam!
 
Well, I for one, did grow up in poverty, with little educational opportunities available. However, not for one second would I consider deceiving someone out of their money or property. :nono:
Perhaps the scammer should use his internet connection for a more noble purpose.
I am tired of hearing, "individuals commit crimes because of poverty."

I didn't say it was right what he's doing but knowing any better is part of the education aspect of my statement.

Don't get me wrong I agree with having a little fun at a scammers expense.
I also take the time and make the effort to understand why people do the stupid/bad/mean/corrupt/inexcusable things they do.

Eric
 
Me:

Ola,


May the brightness of God's face light your path in life
and provide you with great savings on your electric bills (same
as Hi gives us in our dark caves of Connecticut mountain peaks)


Should I ask him to provide prepaid shipping label for 100 lbs box (full of holy rocks) to Nigeria???

:lmao:
:lurk:
 
Scam

Saga continues... Buyer is interested:


Ok..thanks for your reply.

I will like to order for like 20qty of Laptops, 40qty of Hi
Phones..... i will give to my children out of it for their gruaduation
gifts and send the rest to a friend of my to help me purchase them so
as to make money/profit from it, and i want you to pls give me a good
prices and good quality items.

So kindly get back to me if my purchases meet your item availabe in
stock...ok. give me prices, names and if my qty cannot meet your qty,
let me know as well, then we proceed.

Don't forget the quotations i required for......names, prices, qty.....plss

hoping to hearing from you soon.

Ola.

Best regards


OK, let's talk business, pal!

Aloha!

We have over a thousand laptops and phones in stock, so it wouldn't be a problem.
All items pass rigorous quality control, so the are guaranteed to be 100%
functional. It is the only way to do the job, otherwise we will loose the whole business to Tibetian
monks.
By the way: if you decide to buy more than 25 laptops (or 50 phones) you will be entitled
to some very nice incentives as a member of our Holy C.R.A.P. program (Customer Retention and Appreciation Program).
You will be able to receive up to 25% discount on all subsequent purchases.
Also you will be entitled to:
Free checks from "In God We" Trust and Bank
Preferential treatment at Pearly Gates
Free upgrade from 72 virgins in paradise to 100 Virgins Plus (Victoria Secret grade)
And many other. The full-color brochure will be included with your shipment.

There are some rules we have to follow for every large shipment.
Please let me know if you agree to the quantities I proposed and we will discuss further...

I hope we will have a very successful business transaction and at the end we all will happily go into sunset singing "Hare Krishna!"

Piece, man!
 
Scam

Things are moving along.

"Buyer":


ok...thanks for you reply

sorry it took me so long to reply, just that i have to confirm from
that my friend before i proceed with this large quantity
transaction....and he has just assured me that there is no problem
morealso, he told me that they are having short of items in stock now,
he said further, that if the items can quickly arrive, he will buy
them from me before he purchase from another shopping centre and i
think that gives me chances to discuss further with you..ok

so here goes my order....50pics of laptops......100pics of phones
which i think i should deserves a good price and discount to be
given...ok

so calculate the total amount for 50pics laptops, 100pics of phone and
i will give you $350 for shipping which i think it should be enough
for you and if not still get back to me....if any problem kindly get
back to me as well......ok

Pls i really need to save time for things to go well and front...ok

hopping to hearing from you soon with the details so far.....ok

Ola.

Best regards.


Yeah, I am hopping too on my chair!

50pics of laptops......100pics of phones- no problem! I'll send him pics of whatever he wants including (but not limited too) laptops, Carmen Electra and our icy caves!
 
scam

Me:

Greetings!

No problem! I understand you have to check the whole deal with your accomplices.
So I went to the financial cave and here what we can offer:

Apple® - MacBook® Pro / Intel® Core™ i5 Processor / 17" Display / 4GB Memory / 500GB Hard Drive - Aluminum.
Retail price $2,299. Your price for 50 pics is $900

iPhone G4 with 32 GB memory.

Retail price $399. Your price for 100 pics is $50.

So total price would be $50,000 excluding shipping.

Please get back to me with approval for my proposal of your approved quantities of my proposed items.

After that we can talk about shipping.

Meanwhile I have to run to help other monks to shovel snow.
We had an avalanche which totally isolated our Research and Development cave from the outside world, so now we
have to help our trapped inside brothers to get out.

Dios te bendiga! Be your days full of joy and orgasms and be your nights blessed with recurrent reminiscences
of Chucky , his seed and Lady Gaga's music!
 
Many laughs in this thread, my eyes are damp! That's some of the best BS ever. :lmao::tongue::bigok::huge:
 
Very nice....you appear to be dealing with a mental midget...no offense to midgets.
 
Scam

You just wait! This guy is freaking serious.
Look at this:


ok.......thanks for your reply.......sorry i forgot to attach the
Purchase Order (PO)

i have attached the Purchase Order (PO) for the approval for your
proposal of the approved quantities of my proposed items.

So i will be waiting for your Purchase Invoice (PI) so that i can make
the payment as soon as possible...ok. Don't forget to include the
shipping cost...

Hoping to hearing from you soon.

Ola.

Best regards.


And here is his purchase order:

PO.JPG


Can you believe it????
I have to catch my breath before answering....


Me:

Aloha again,

I am very sorry, but we have to dig a lot of snow.
Also some of our mules got injured and we might have to transfer injured animals and financial folks to the nearest village Which happens to be Greenwich Village. We will talk to village people and ask them to take care
of our livestock.
So I will be busy today.
I'll get back to you tomorrow.

Meanwhile you can relax your bowels and may Allah
protect your investments!
 
Scam

ok..thanks for your reply.

Did you got my Purchase Order *(PO) right?

Well, no problem i still wait for your Purchase Invoice (PI) so that i
can go and make the payment as soon as possible and hope u have kept
all the details i sent to you included in the PO..thanks for that.

Just pls i need to make this a quick action so that i don't loose the
transaction with that my friend..ok

I relly need to save time.....plsss

Hoping to hearing from you soon


What's the rush??? I have to dig up my mules first.
 
I must admit that this thread is the funniest thing I have seen on the net in a long time. Gladiator, you have a way with words. I think you may be part Nigerian. But keep in mind that this Nigerian is sitting in an internet cafe next to a bunch of scammers. He doesnt get whats going on because he has no time to digest what's happening. He is surfing, sending and replying to hundreds of emails an hour. It is his business.
Having said that, keep going. This is just too good. Lets see how good his time management skills are. Maybe you could let him know that a serious competitor as just made a better offer and this competitor just happens to be in Nigeria as well. He will then start looking around the room wondering who is crashing his party.
 
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