Did you ever hear the one about the Texan who was in a hotel bar and asked the waitress for a piece of ass?
"Lordy!" she said, "That's about the most direct proposition I've ever gotten. But it's pretty quiet around here and you're cute. Let's go!"
When they got back from his room he returned to his barstool and she resumed her duties behind the bar.
"That was great," he told her, "but I still need a piece of ass for my drink."
Did you ever hear that one?