Discussion in 'Cooking & Spirits' started by mg196, Sep 29, 2005.
I love brussels sprouts
They remind me of old times
I hear The Kings of Leon
That wasn't a brussel sprout Haiku, was it? Someone should come up with one
Found this poem on the 'net.
I take the green orb
Study it, examine it-
It's a piece of shit
Brussels sprout, Brussels sprout!
Throw the nasty rascal out.
Give us pizza, give us meat.
Give us anything that's sweet.
In the evening how I hate
To see you lying on my plate.
You are green and round and wide,
Which makes you very hard to hide.
And so, with milk, I wash you down.
Even then I gag and frown.
Though you're good for me, no doubt.
A pox upon thee, Brussels sprout.
Copyright ©1997 by Bob Tucker
“A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.”
—P. J. O'Rourke
Echowars knows more shit than just DC offset..........
Ode to B.S.
The Brussel sprouts grow
If you feed one to Tentoze
Then up he will throw.
“We kids feared many things in those days - werewolves, dentists, North Koreans, Sunday School - but they all paled in comparison with Brussels sprouts.”
—Dave Barry, Miami Herald Columnist
Too forced- back to school.
Brussels Sprout on plate
The dinner is long over
Alone, they remain
/golf clap/ :thmbsp:
But Not For Sprouts (where's the Pepto Bismol?):
They're writing songs of sprouts, but not for me. A asparagus’ above, but not for me
With leaves to lead the way, I found more sprouts of green, than any belgian plate could guarantee. I was a fool to eat and got this way, ah ho alas, and also whatapain
And though I can't dismiss that flavor hard to miss, I guess she's indigested me
It all began so well but what a breath, this is a time a fella needs Colgate. If every cauliflower ends with a cabbage & sprouts, and there's no spr(out)s for me
the sprout is green
like my osciliscope
the color of money
there once was a Sprout from Nantucket....
As green as the water which drips from my trouser snake
I'd prefer to eat a hot-buttered cheesesteak
I hate sprouts.
That's just gross :yuck:
We Are The Brussels Sprouts.
We Will Not Take This Lying Down
We Are Coming For You
:dammit: :yuck: :yuck: :dammit: :finger: :yippy: :finger:
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