Brussels Sprouts Poetry

Discussion in 'Cooking & Spirits' started by mg196, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. dingus

    dingus Banned

    who was taken away in a bucket.
    and though prepared,
    with loving care,
    it tasted like shit anyway.
    Last edited: Sep 30, 2005
  2. Sandy G

    Sandy G Spiteful Old Cuss Moderator Subscriber

    Awwww, chit ! About wet myself several times in this boys are poets & dint Know it...-Sandy G
  3. wa2ise

    wa2ise AK Subscriber Subscriber

    They ain't that bad....

    Donno why all vegies tasted like crap when I was a kid... :scratch2:
    Though I did like bananas. :banana:
  4. mhardy6647

    mhardy6647 AK Subscriber Subscriber

    The plotline of the only episode of "Leave it to Beaver" that I can still remember at this late date was something about the Beave's reticence to eat sprouts...
    Until I saw it, I thought it was just me.
  5. kerozene

    kerozene FOR THE GREATER GOOD...

    A foul taste conceals
    Fetid remains of the day
    A lone moth alights
  6. tentoze

    tentoze Twangophile

    Mebbe you should change your nick to kerozen.
  7. kerozene

    kerozene FOR THE GREATER GOOD...

    roflmao, toze!
  8. john_w

    john_w Miscreant

    Dude...You need to see a doctor,!
  9. mg196

    mg196 Johnny Thunders - LAMF Subscriber

    Green as the pus which leaks from my sores,
    Hard as what's behind the Green Door,
    It smells so pungent like yesterday's beans,
    My dear sprouts of brussels you nauseate me!
  10. toxcrusadr

    toxcrusadr AK Subscriber Subscriber

    There once was a sprout from Brussels
    Which had some astounding muscles
    It lifted the table,
    the chair, and Aunt Mabel
    And sucked out all her corpuscles

  11. Sandy G

    Sandy G Spiteful Old Cuss Moderator Subscriber

    Oh, stunted little cabbages/From the land of Mannekin Pis/You make us gag & retch/You can be sure of this...-Sandy G.
  12. wizard_len

    wizard_len Active Member

    My wife and I are on the outs,
    I won't eat and now she pouts,
    I'll eat peppers and sauerkrauts,
    But I'm not eating brussel sprouts!

    I would not eat them by the sea.
    I would not eat them in a tree.
    I don't like them, don't you see,
    Brussel sprouts are not for me.

    They're no good fried, they're no good seared,
    Those who like them must be weird!
    They are good for you, or so I hear,
    But as for me, I'll take a beer!
  13. Negotiableterms

    Negotiableterms Administrator Staff Member Admin Subscriber

    Green Eggs and Ham

    Well, now we know. Wizard Len is Dr. Seuss in disguise!
  14. Sandy G

    Sandy G Spiteful Old Cuss Moderator Subscriber

    I do not like them, Sam-I-Am ! i would not eat them on a boat, I would not eat them w/a Goat...I do not like Green eggs 'n' Sprouts ! I DO NOT like them, Sam-I-Am !!-Sandy G.
  15. wizard_len

    wizard_len Active Member

    With apologies to DingusBoy, it goes like this:

    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    With brussel sprouts held in a bucket.
    To like them, he tried
    He ate, puked and died!
    His epitaph: Brussel Sprouts: Fuck It!
  16. macaltec

    macaltec Metal Master

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
  17. kerozene

    kerozene FOR THE GREATER GOOD...

    Excellent! :thmbsp:
  18. BlackSwamp

    BlackSwamp Previously DingusBoy

    Wicked man
    cursed and scorned
    Born from torment
    Mr. Brussels
  19. ozmoid

    ozmoid Lunatic Member

    The steam is rising from the pot
    It is time once again for some sprouts
    Bread-crumb crustiness calls me
    Pass the butter.
  20. toxcrusadr

    toxcrusadr AK Subscriber Subscriber

    Boy did this one rise from the grave. Those have to be some of my earliest posts. Still like dem sprouts though. I mean not every day, but...

    Buttered green balls tightly furled
    I chase you, so hard to cut
    I must eat you whole

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