This is a weird thread, but this was my thought, too. Well, not your wife, but my wife, an artist who pioneered the world of boutique perfumery and has the class to create a fragrance about the love our son expresses:
https://www.cafleurebon.com/dsh-per...dawn-spencer-hurwtiz-heirloom-elixirs-4-draw/
And recently won the award for Best Independent Perfumer at the international Art and Olfaction Awards in Amsterdam.
http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-perfumer-creates-scent-culture-wins-for-colorado
And my mom, who is an amazing sculptor, who created this tribute to another classy woman, which resides in Riverside Park in NYC (and is unveiling the last of a trio of sculptures paying homage to Aaron Copland, Leonard Bernstein, and Serge Koussevitsky next week at Tanglewood).
The "eye candy" aspect of this thread seems to be one of the things that discourages women from being part of the audio community, at least online.