C'mon Punk, Make my Day!! Great lines

[markthefixer]

Will Smith in Independence Day:
<WHAM> Welcome to Earth !!!!

Later on the President says:
....... Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.

Randy Quaid:
I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'.
later:
Hello boys, I'm Baaaack!
and finally:
In the words of my generation: Up Yours!

 

[OvenMaster]

There were two lines I especially liked in that movie:
The president (when asking the aliens what they wanted of the people of earth): "What do you want us to do?"
Alien (translated): "Die."
The shock on the President's face is priceless.

and later, Randy Quaid is just about to fly his airplane up into the guts of the alien ship to destroy it, and screams in defiance, "All right, you alien a$$holes!"

Tom

 

[daddydlb]

Clint: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: Mans gotta do somethin for a livin.
Clint: Dyin aint much of a livin, boy.

Old Indian Chief: Endeavor to persevere.

 

[doodledog]

Howard Beale (Peter Finch) in Network:

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it any more!"

Ned Beatty, in a later scene:

"You have meddled with the primal forces of NATURE, Mr. Beale."

 

[sump pump]

Piss on Eddie Shore, Piss on old time hockey! - Slapshot

 

[Bogframe]

From the very obscure movie "Get Crazy":
[To an apparently dying Max Wolfe]
Captain Cloud: Dying? You're not dying man Just another step on the journey, man! It's like a door from one dimension to the next!
Max Wolfe: Is he beautiful or what?
Captain Cloud: Anywhere here we are again to usher in a new year, 1969.
Max Wolfe: '69? It's 1983, Captain!
Captain Cloud: Yeah, well, time's a trip, man.

[Eulogizing Howling Blind Luther Washington]
King Blues: God, this is my man, and you'd better take care of him, or I'm gonna wax your ass.

Sammy Fox: This is an honor, Mr. Beverly, you're my hero. You're rich, you're powerful, you're famous, you're ruthless. Nobody ****s with you, you **** with everybody! I Love it!

Joey: I'm in love!
Neil: If this is love, sex is gonna kill you!

 

[Reel 2 Reel]

Do you... understand... the words... thatarecommingouttamymouth!?


Chris Tucker - Rush hour....

 

[kerozene]

From any 007 movie:

My name is Bond... James Bond.

And from one of my favorite movies:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die."

-Roy Batty - Blade Runner

 

[meggy]

WC Fields - The Bank Dic

WC: "Bartenender, was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty dollar bill"?

Bartender "Yes"

WC: "Thank Goodness. ....I thought I'd lost it".

 

[BULLWINKLE]

Robert Redford "I don't know how to swim!" Paul Newman "Well hell, the falls gonna kill ya!" Together "OOOOOOOOOOOHHH SSSHHHHIIIII........" Splash

 

[JerryM]

From "Night After Night:"

Coat check girl to Mae West: "Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!"

Mae West: "Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie."



From "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:"

Rich father to Marilyn Monroe: "You just want to marry my son for his money."

Marilyn: "No...I want to marry him for your money."

 

[Sandy G]

Groucho-"I'm gonna fight for this woman's (Margaret Dumont) honor. Which is a lot more than she ever did..."

 

[avguytx]

"Chicks dig me...'cause I really wear underwear..." Bill Murray - Stripes

 

[avguytx]

"Aw, hell...somebody's gonna have to go back and get a sh*t load of dimes" Slim Pickens - Blazing Saddles

 

[Ronald1973]

Jed Clampett: "Well, if you should happen to come back tomorrow, we'll be having left-overs. That's the thang about possum innards-they's just as good the 2nd day!"

 

[2DualsNotEnough]

"Ill always stand behind this woman.I like the shade."

Man at the opera talking to usher-"Miss,these seats are terrible,theyre facing the stage!"

"Do I know you?"
"No"
"Do I owe you money?"
"No"
"In a drunken stupor did I promise to marry you?"
"No"
"Then Im your man."

All from Brain Donors


Jimmy

 

[6thumbs]

chris rock,,,, shooting white people is like eating potato chips you just can,t stop at one

 

[6thumbs]

rodney dangerfield caddy shack, hey wang this clubs restricted so dont tell your jewish , bill murray, hey lama how about a little something for the effort man the movie is laoded

 

[DaWoofer]

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"

 

[jlindsey86]

"Yes, I killed him. I killed him for money and for a woman. I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, isn't it?"

"They've committed a murder. And it's not like taking a trolley ride together where they can get off at different stops. They're stuck with each other and they've got to ride all the way to the end of the line and it's a one-way trip and the last stop is the cemetery."