I was looking to watch Conan The Barbarian (2011). The original "sword and sandal" Conan (1982) with Arnold is very entertaining especially if you have read the books of Robert E. Howard. Only this first movie gets it right. In the books Poor Conan who is as ignorant as a fence post, gets hornswoggled by naked women, and evil wizards, Conan manages to hack his way through these tribulations thanks to his muscles and sword.
The review by Mick LaSalle of the San Francisco Chronicle of the 2011 movie saved me from wasting 1 hour and 52 minutes of my life,
"Take a bad movie in two dimensions, film it in three, and what do you get. Three entire dimensions of lousy."
The review by Mick LaSalle of the San Francisco Chronicle of the 2011 movie saved me from wasting 1 hour and 52 minutes of my life,
"Take a bad movie in two dimensions, film it in three, and what do you get. Three entire dimensions of lousy."