I had a friend whose mother was just the most rotten cook ever. He LOVED the cafeteria food in school and I couldn't understand how until I went to his house and tasted one of her burgers. How can you screw up a burger? The Banquet fried chicken was the big hit at their house. When I told my mother about her cooking, she said, "Didn't she have a mom and Home Ec?" She had both, but mom's cooking stunk too, and she never paid attention in Home Ec.
I was a favorite of hers after I went over there one night and told her what she was doing wrong. First thing, she took corn flakes and smashed them up and mixed them with the crappiest 70% hamburger she could find. Between the two of them, they made $50K a year back in 1970, so it wasn't like they couldn't afford ground chuck or better.Then she had all kinds of weird spices in them, a couple I had never heard of. I had been cooking my own dinners since I was about 8, as I am a picky eater, and mom got tired of making 2 or 3 different dinners and the first thing I learned was what to season a burger with. My friend and the rest of his family, including mom was thrilled with my burgers and after that, it was the one thing she could make that was good. I bought his mom a huge container of Lawry's seasoned salt as a gag birthday gift a couple of years later. She loved it. Her cooking in general remained bad, but she could fix a decent burger or steak. Her "stir fry" was a horror story until she died at 79 in 2010.
I knew one person growing up with a peanut allergy, a mild one. Now, I know 4! And it's not mild in any of them. I would give up if I couldn't have peanut butter again.