Firesign Theater Quotes

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  1. Jim Eck

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    I have noticed several Firesign Theater quotes lately. I wasn't sure any of us could remember those years. Thought it might be fun to start a Firesign Theater quote thread.

    I will start off with,

    "Bear Whiz Beer, 'like my Daddy always said, son its in the water, that's why it's yellow.'"

    "Bear Whiz Beer liquid products Animal Missouri."

    Jim:beer: :beerchug:
     
    Last edited: Sep 14, 2004
  2. shrinkboy

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    Porgy....Tirebiter

    He's a spy and a girl delighter,

    Porgy, he's a student like you....

    Like me? He's a student like you....

    Porgy?!

    (heavy, sexual breathing)

    COOOMMMMMIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG MOTHER!



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    listened obsessively to FST through the late 60's, earliest 70's
     
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  5. Jim Eck

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    "Follow the rubber line to your sanitary pedestal"

    We are all Bozos on this Bus

    Jim
     
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    "Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors - the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership - Ralph Spoilsport motors - right here in the city of EMPHYSEMA! Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze through wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents - and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory! It's a beautiful car friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you friends a complete price: only two-ninety-five hundred dollars in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week , twice a week and never on Sunday!"
     
  7. Jim Eck

    Jim Eck Chicks dig the Mule

    The Whisperin' Squash[singing]:

    Back from the Shadows again !
    Out where an In-jun's your friend!
    Where the veg'tables are green,
    And you can pee into the stream!
    Yes, we're back from the Shadows again!

    Reprise (Whisperin' with others):
    We're goin' back to the Shadows again !
    Out where an Indian's your friend!
    Where the vegetables are green,
    And you can pee right into the stream!
    (And that's important!)
    We're back from the Shadows again!
     
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    WHAT IS REALITY????!!!!





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    Scene....A high school pep rally......



    (principal Poop)...We think that is a fair ,and a wise guy..er...rule, to be guided by..

    (student in audience)...What is reality?

    (Poop)...and were not afraid of it ..are we??....

    (student)....Eat it!!...

    (poop).....You bet!

    (student)....Eat it raw...

    (poop).....raw...raw...raw....thats the spirits we have here

    (poop)....So c'mon kids

    (Student) ...f*ck you

    (Poop)..line up ...sign up ..and renlist today!!...

    Thank you ....and F*ck you too!!...




    Scene...a game show ...with audience.....


    (anouncer)........So heres your last deal Ms. Presky...now... which would would you rather do..........hit this dude over the head with a bag of sugar ...or beat out that rythm on the drums...


    (Woman).......Er....ahhhhh....I'll take the bag


    (anouncer)........You mean your gonna trade this four foot cube of 18 carrot Swiss Buollion ...........and the snake knives Mrs. Presky ........all for that little bag ....

    (woman)........yea...

    (anouncer........well alllllright!!...open it up!!.....

    (woman).........why...why this is a bag of chit....

    (anouncer)...........but its really great chit ...Mrs Presky......
     
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    And dont-cha just love those 'Hot Buttered Groat Clusters'

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    Before the beginning, there were hot lumps.
     
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    Looseners, the ALL weather breakfast cereal!

    Don't get me started on this, I listen to them in the car while stuck in traffic. People stare at me (more than usual I mean) for laughing so hard.

    Spreeeak Engrish troop!

    Anthony
     
  16. Jim Eck

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    "Why....without your clothes on Miss Dudley..you are naked! A Miss Violet Dudely."
     
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  19. Jim Eck

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    "Oh boy grump cakes again, heavy on the thirty weight."

    "No, no don't eat with your hands use your entrenching tools."
     
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