Firesign Theater Quotes

[12ax7]

Ah.. Clem.

 

[pustelniakr]

"Everything YOU know is WRONG!"

"It was hotter than Hooker in Heater today, and hotter than Heater in Hellmouth, where the high was 137 degrees with THUNDERSHOWERs anticipated later, this evening."

"Yes my brother Gog was right. How were we to know the comet would land right in the middle of our giant warehouse. It's a cataclymic sale down here. We're up to our poor necks..You're crazy we got'em. Your nap will rise again and that's my story...Good god its Magog brothers, Atlantis Carpet Reclaimers, serving Hooker, Heater, Hellmouth, and the low desert area."

"See that big ol' bear lappin' up that good ol' country water. Sure makes big hairy guy like me thirsty. That's when I wrap my lips around a tall sweaty head of a bottle of good ol' country Bear Whiz Bear. Like my pappy said, "Son, it's in the water. That's why its yellow." Bear Whiz Bear, Liquid Products Brewery, Animal Missouri."

Enjoy,
Rich P

 

[islapapa]

...and now for the rumors behind the news...

 

[diamondsouled]

Now how'd I miss this thread? :scratch2: Oh yeah, it took place long before I found AK. Apparently, I'm late getting to the future, or missed the mark entirely. Hmmm, which way did we go?

"We're glad you made it (spaceman).Welcome to the future."

"A fair for all and no fare for anybody!"

http://stason.org/TULARC/humour/firesign-theatre-lexicon/Firesign-Theatre-Lexicon-F.html

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Cheers

Lar

 

[spaceman]

Now I get it, FTAEBGB. "I hope he gets back before all this dry ice melts". I need to finish fixin' th' turntable, there are 9 FT recordings here (mostly thanks to spartanmanor), & I've only heard a few, long ago. Or was that pretty soon? :scratch2:

 

[diamondsouled]

A Child's Garden of Grass was also done by FST anonymously.

http://sirpsych.blogspot.com/2007/09/childs-garden-of-grass-1970.html

Cheers

Lar

 

[Robie]

"And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut."

 

[spaceman]

A Child's Garden of Grass was also done by FST anonymously.

http://sirpsych.blogspot.com/2007/09/childs-garden-of-grass-1970.html

Cheers

Lar

THAT's the first one I ever heard. When I was 15 or 16 (mid-70s), my older step-sister turned me on to it. Then when I was 17, my brother-in-law had a few albums. "HELP, I'm locked in the refrigerator!" :lmao: EDIT: WOOHOO, not only is it downloadable, but I also found a full box of Cheez-Its in the kitchen.

 

[spaceman]

Oh, I can unzip the file pretty easy, but gettin' the Cheez-Its open might be a little tricky. :scratch2:

 

[diamondsouled]

Oh, I can unzip the file pretty easy, but gettin' the Cheez-Its open might be a little tricky. :scratch2:

OK. So are Cheez-Its puffy or crunchy?

I wonder if anyone has ever been busted because they left cheez-its prints at the scene? :scratch2:

... She's no fun, she fell right over. Wait a minute...didn't I say that on the other side of the record. Where am I? I better check...

 

[BULLWINKLE]

Ra Ra Ra that's the spirit we have here at More Science High!

 

[spaceman]

OK. So are Cheez-Its puffy or crunchy?

I wonder if anyone has ever been busted because they left cheez-its prints at the scene? :scratch2:

... She's no fun, she fell right over. Wait a minute...didn't I say that on the other side of the record. Where am I? I better check...

Sorry about that, I forgot you were a foreigner, & might not know what Cheez-Its are. : They're just little cheese flavored crackers, so pretty crunchy normally, unless you put jelly on them, or drink coffee with them, or drink water with them, or drink ANYTHING with them. I suppose you could even drink beer with them, which would be appropriate, while listening to "The Beer Song". I forgot all about that. Beer beer beer, beer beer beer, beer, beer, beer beer beer (repeat).

 

[diamondsouled]

Sorry about that, I forgot you were a foreigner, & might not know what Cheez-Its are. : They're just little cheese flavored crackers, so pretty crunchy normally, unless you put jelly on them, or drink coffee with them, or drink water with them, or drink ANYTHING with them. I suppose you could even drink beer with them, which would be appropriate, while listening to "The Beer Song". I forgot all about that. Beer beer beer, beer beer beer, beer, beer, beer beer beer (repeat).

Foreigner? Yah I saw Foreigner live at Rich Stadium in Buffalo:yes:

"Why does the porridge bird lay it's egg in the air?"

Cheers

Lar

 

[sfox52]

The one that really sticks with me is: "Don't worry about the flies, we won't weigh them! " from the Big Toad commercial.

 

[catrafter]

How I remember this I don't have a clue.
'Trickster, Tex Tirebiter takes on twelve, two-bit truck stop tricks in a Truckee trailer court.'

Tom

 

[diamondsouled]

Anyone remember seeing a movie by Proctor and Bergman back in 70's called Eye TV or sumpin like that? I can't seem to find any trace of it, mmmmm.:scratch2:

http://www.firesigntheatre.com/albums/index2.html

Cheers

Lar

 

[OneMalt]

"It's like a salt-filled pancake upon the body politic of the nation."

 

[70salesguy]

Squeeze the wheeze, many people do.

 

[pezzzzx]

Nick

Nick, Nick, Nicky, Nick, Nick.


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"Good Music, Single Malt and Old Motorcycles"

 

[Robie]

"Fun's over, back on the bus!"