Difficult question. If we don't own one, we probably don't know what it looks like, or anything else about it. A picture might help - obviously we could all spend time googling it, but a picture would make it easier to know if we can add anything useful, which often one can, since most tables follow the same rules of physics.
And what sort of comments? Sound? Looks? Reliability? Ergonomics? Mystical properties? Again, we can try to figure out how to respond, but some clues would make this easier.