Misheard lyrics ("The Crosseyed Bear")

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  1. Hendrix416

    Hendrix416 Nice Buzz/Good Tunes

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    Ever hear a song and a certain line raises the question "Did they just sing what I thought they sang?"


    I used to think Otis Redding in "Dock of the Bay" was singing: Sitting on the top of a bed watching a tire roll away." The real lyrics were "Sittin on the dock of the bay watching a tide roll away."
     
  2. Montycat

    Montycat Intrepid Lobster Subscriber

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    I think this thread concept has been done before, but what the heck.

    When Freda Payne sang Band Of Gold when I was a kid I was sure she was saying pantyhose. At age 11 I was not quite sure why someone would leave their pantyhose behind but I thought I had an idea.

    "Since you've been gone
    All that's left is your panty hose
    All that's left of the dream I hold
    Is your panty hose"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDeK7bVfUk
     
  3. BlindBoyGrnt

    BlindBoyGrnt Nullius in verba Subscriber

    Howdy pardiner!
     
  4. Sandy G

    Sandy G Spiteful Old Cuss Moderator Subscriber

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    Couple of Gospel ones-"Constipated Cross-Eyed Bear"-Consecrated Cross I Bear.."Old Shit's A-Dyin'..'- Old Ship of Zion..
     
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    djwhy60 Rat Shack Fan Subscriber

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    "There's a bad moon on the rise" = "There's a bathroom on the right".....no kidding that is what I though they said!
     
  6. qpagoda

    qpagoda Super Member

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    On Fogerty's Premonition album, that is what he sings as a joking reference to the misheard lyric.
     
  7. qdrone

    qdrone Music is my mistress

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    Deep Purple / Pictures of Home.

    They sing "I'm alone here" I sang "I'm a longhair" :D
     
  8. costerdock

    costerdock Super Member

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    To this day I thought Blinded by the light was referring to douche I just checked and it is duece I guess duece coupe now it makes sense
     
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    mhardy6647 AK Subscriber Subscriber

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    BOUXY AK Subscriber Subscriber

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    All of these are funny but mine it seems to me is bad or sad,take your pick!
    My favorite 60'-70's Band THE WHO sand "Who are you" right and for 25+ yrs I thought they sang "Cool Water" and still to this day don't know why...lolOLOLOLOL:)



    P/S...Must be the Country in me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. lawnerd

    lawnerd Active Member

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    Jimi Hendrix. Purple Haze. "'scuse me while I kiss this guy."

    I used to think Jimi swung both ways.
     
  12. jonman

    jonman Addicted Member

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    Check out Songfacts for more misheard lyrics.
     
  13. Gregoire

    Gregoire Turn up the music, HI as FI can go... Subscriber

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    Paper Lace - "The Night She Called the Guy"
     
  14. screenersam

    screenersam aka Blind Sugar McGee

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    'Ain't no Woman like the One-Eyed Gott'
     
  15. jsisk

    jsisk Not 2 Old 2 Rock & Roll Subscriber

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    Probably one of the most difficult song lyrics to understand. Elton John has a few frequently mis-sung songs.
     
  16. Montycat

    Montycat Intrepid Lobster Subscriber

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    You mean like "Someone shaved my wife tonight"? :scratch2:
     

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