True. Soccer-football is easy. See, one guy gets the ball and everybody chases him up and down the field (called a "pitch" -- I guess because they use it for baseball too), occasionally trying unsuccessfully to kick it through a remotely located goal. That's about it. Oh, except if anybody makes even the slightest bit of physical contact with any player, that player must fall to the ground and writhe around in pain.
TPBM thinks that was a complete and comprehensive description of soccer- football.