The broken vending machine

[Shominy]

^^^ What is happening here?? Broken member, I think. ^^^

I helped the 1969 lineup of King Crimson to stumble out.

I tossed in a well-worn left-handed infielder's glove.

I got out a tired umpire.

I put in a worn and torn catcher's cup.

 

[tybrad]

I got out another object for my mancave.

I put in a deep sea angler fish.

 

[noogies]

I took out a beach house in Islamorada, Fl.

I put in a '48 Buick Roadmaster convertible.

 

[Shominy]

I got out Neil Young.

I put in a Heart Of Gold

 

[d-ray657]

I got out a filling.

I put in some camarillo brillo.

 

[noogies]

I got out a Mendocino Beano.

I put in some zircon-encrusted tweezers.

 

[d-ray657]

I got out a lifetime supply of dental floss.

I put in some pancakes.

 

[noogies]

I got out an abused sausage patty.

I put in a Milton Bradley crayon.

 

[d-ray657]

And got out a waxed paper stained glass window.

I put in some white satin.

 

[noogies]

I took out a letter I'd written, never meaning to send.

I put in a thrill a little man sold me along the pier.

 

[Shominy]

I got out... a ticket to Coney Island.

I put in some un-necessary plastic things.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a rug made of recycled plastic.

I put in a toupee.

 

[noogies]

I took out a bright orange fright wig.

I put in a badly-behaved small hunting dog.

 

[tybrad]

I got out a very distraught fox.

I put in a Deerstalker hat.

 

[Shominy]

I got out a puff of London fog.

I put in a picture of a smoggy 1970's Pittsburgh.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out face mask.

I put in a box of horehound drops.

 

[noogies]

I took out a dog of questionable morals.

I put in some Gravy Train.

 

[Shominy]

I got out a ballad album.

I put that egg into the machine.

 

[Shominy]

I got out Dr. Seuss.

I put in a cat in a hat.

 

[tybrad]

I got out some very strange psych-rock lyrics.

I put in a striped top hat.