What Is The Worst Record You have Ever Heard?

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  1. The Gryphon

    The Gryphon New Member

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    Mama by Heintje .......
     
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  2. jcamero

    jcamero The sun will shine in my back door someday Subscriber

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    No Image, but the artist was The Hampton Grease Band, and the title is "Music to Eat". From what I read, it has the distinction of being the worst selling LP Columbia ever released. BTW, it was the first LP I ever bought, and I still have it, although it went through a basement flood.
     
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  3. 131east23

    131east23 ...near Frank's Pizza!

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    This crap...
    This is what happens when two musicians who have every possible advantage, except song writing talent, make a record.

     
  4. loopstick

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    I guess I'm kind of a sap. I like the kid stuff Gryphon's been posting. And the Shakespeare one's kinda catchy. So obviously the bar is pretty low with me. So what does a guy who lives in a sewer think stinks?


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    William Hung- Inspiration. I wonder if anybody was inspired to burn the album?

     
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    Beach Boys.
     
  7. SoundOfSound

    SoundOfSound Super Member

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    :( :whip:

    Where is that barf emoticon? :rflmao:

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    i love Paul McCartney and just saw him in concert a couple of months ago and he was great. But this self titled album just plain sucks considering the artist.

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    I only played my Mungo Jerry album once, remember it as awful.
     
  10. Kingshead

    Kingshead Professor

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    Album cover and family heritage promise sooooooooooooo much and deliver sooooooooooooo little.

    If looking to waste some perfectly good money sealed copies are plentiful.

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    Yoko Ono
     
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    Gary Wright-"The Dream Weaver"
     
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  14. bobsvinyl

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    I'd actually like to find that record.
     
  15. HarmanKardon

    HarmanKardon Tubes still smell funny Subscriber

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    Globe Unity - Alexander von Schlippenbach.

    I really really love contemporary Classical Music ("Neue Musik") and music that is related to it. But this album made my ears bleeding.
     
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    Dexys Midnight Runners - Too-Rye-Ay :no:
     
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    rustycat 70s gear freak

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    This could be used to extract information from spies!
     
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    We get lots of unsolicited submissions for airplay at the radio station and some are so terrible it's unbelievable somebody actually spent money recording them. Every once in a while we have a listening session for the worst of the worst with the most recent "winner" a CD from England of a solo psychotic screaming and howling into a mic for the duration of the disc.
     
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