What Is The Worst Record You have Ever Heard?

[Pio1980]

If that Gormley fellow released that in '67, before the music video, it would have been a hit. It's better than anything Joni Mitchell ever put out.

Serious Joni fan here, as are many other members.

 

[QRanc]

Serious Joni fan here, as are many other members.

That's fine with me. It doesn't make my opinion any less valid. I could have posted a Joni album as my pick.

 

[bjlefebvre]

I actually listened to all four sides of this one afternoon while doing some chores because what if Lou buried the greatest rock song of all time in the middle of this noisy mess?

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He didn't. It's all noise.

If you listened to all of it in one go that's more than Lou ever did.

 

[loopstick]

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[noogies]

Worst? Hardly.

 

[Lo-Fidelity]

There is some terrible music listed above, but I have to say that none of it can be as bad as Neil Young and Crazy Horse ARC. This is unlistenable.

 

[loopstick]

Worst? Hardly.

Is it this?

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[noogies]

Is it this?

Y-y-y-yes (shudder).

 

[EchoWars]

Is it this?

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The melody is actually quite nice, but the lyrics and vocals make me nauseous.

 

[dr*audio]

i love Paul McCartney and just saw him in concert a couple of months ago and he was great. But this self titled album just plain sucks considering the artist.

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"Maybe I'm Amazed" makes up for any bad songs McCartney ever wrote.

 

[noogies]

"Maybe I'm Amazed" makes up for any bad songs McCartney ever wrote.

I thought it was "1984".

 

[Mr. Paul]

I'm calling B*****it on the guy that claimed to have listened to a Yoko Ono record. No one has ever done that. Ever.

 

[Mr. Paul]

 

[onwardjames]

Those of you who posted about Luke Bryan, I have to tell you about my grandson, who isn't quite 4. He LOVES that bro-country, insipid idiot. He even attended an outdoor concert (I supplied industrial-strength earplugs, no kidding).

I've heard his music (?) more than I care to mention. It's just terrible. The themes are as follows...

1) How cute a girl is
2) How jacked up his truck is
3) How country he is
4) How much fun he's going to have while partying tonight.

Lowest common denominator shyte. If Waylon Jennings were still alive, he'd kick Luke Bryan's ass so hard he'd wear it for a hat.

 

[2channel*]

Jack White Lazaretto! I know, I know. He's a genius. I guess I'm not!

 

[Pio1980]

Brew-country? As in, "how many will it take"? Nonpolitical biker fest fare, perhaps?
I ride, no brickbats please.

Those of you who posted about Luke Bryan, I have to tell you about my grandson, who isn't quite 4. He LOVES that bro-country, insipid idiot. He even attended an outdoor concert (I supplied industrial-strength earplugs, no kidding).

I've heard his music (?) more than I care to mention. It's just terrible. The themes are as follows...

1) How cute a girl is
2) How jacked up his truck is
3) How country he is
4) How much fun he's going to have while partying tonight.

Lowest common denominator shyte. If Waylon Jennings were still alive, he'd kick Luke Bryan's ass so hard he'd wear it for a hat.

 

[hifitommy]

A PJ Harvey cd, not sure of threeach name.

 

[KevinJS]

Here's the winner. Bowie hadn't been long in his grave when Marc Almond murdered Starman. It has to be the most unmusical, embarrassing fiasco on record. Unfortunately, I had to listen to the first three notes as I was grabbing the URL. I'll have nightmares tonight.

 

[cratz2]

Among albums I could potentially have liked, probably Soundgarden's Louder Than Love.

It's probably not the most consistently bad music, I just hate it for a few different reasons.

I don't think I've listened to it in 10 years. Maybe I should put it on some time soon.

 

[2channel*]

Tori Amos, Boys for Pele
I got it at a swap meet. Couldn't even finish listening to it once.
Is all her stuff this bad?