When I call my lawyer, he brings his pitch fork. (No offense to lawyers ;))
SuperjazzyJa 18 Wheel Member Nov 16, 2018 #421 When I call my lawyer, he brings his pitch fork. (No offense to lawyers )
highvoltage_ Hello, is there anybody out there? Subscriber Nov 16, 2018 #422 When he brings his pitchfork, I look for a devil's costume.
SuperjazzyJa 18 Wheel Member Nov 16, 2018 #423 When I look for a devil costume, it's a thin disguise.
harman/kardon From the Fatherland Subscriber Dec 7, 2018 #424 When it's a thin disguise, I have to look up what a disguise is.
old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber Dec 7, 2018 #425 When have to look up what a disguise is, someone will tell me it's one ah da boys fum Noo Yawk.
highvoltage_ Hello, is there anybody out there? Subscriber Dec 8, 2018 #426 When someone tells me it's one ah da boys fum Noo Yawk, I usually go "Say What?"
Imprecise Addicted Member Dec 8, 2018 #428 When I may or may not get it, I generally lose either way.
Te-Te Learning never exhausts the mind. - da Vinci Subscriber Dec 8, 2018 #429 When I generally lose either way, I plan accordingly.
highvoltage_ Hello, is there anybody out there? Subscriber Dec 9, 2018 #430 When I plan accordingly, things usually go as planned.
harman/kardon From the Fatherland Subscriber Dec 9, 2018 #432 When I wodner what I forget, I remember at least who I am.
SuperjazzyJa 18 Wheel Member Dec 9, 2018 #433 When I remember who I am, everyone is surprised, especially me.
highvoltage_ Hello, is there anybody out there? Subscriber Dec 9, 2018 #434 When everyone is surprised, especially me; it means I'm missing my pants.
SuperjazzyJa 18 Wheel Member Dec 9, 2018 #435 When I'm missing my pants, nobody better have stolen my Levis signature jeans!
Te-Te Learning never exhausts the mind. - da Vinci Subscriber Dec 9, 2018 #436 When nobody better have stolen my Levi's signature jeans, I forget what to say.
bobsvinyl Painfully Aware Dec 9, 2018 #437 When I forget what to say, my lawyer answers the question.
old_tv_nut See Yourself on Color TV! Subscriber Dec 11, 2018 #438 When my lawyer answers the question, I get another bill.
harman/kardon From the Fatherland Subscriber Dec 12, 2018 #439 When I get another Bill, I will throw Haley away.
SuperjazzyJa 18 Wheel Member Dec 12, 2018 #440 When I throw Haley away, I can't clean the sink for lack of Comet.