"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I want a medal for my skills, I don't even get a "thank you".

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I don't even get a "thank you," I reconsider my generosity.

 

[Marine0811]

When I reconsider my generosity, no one gives a shit.

 

[Te-Te]

When no one gives a shit, I give em shit.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I give them poop, they fertilize their farms.

 

[harman/kardon]

When they fertilize their farms, I have to close the windows.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When no one gives a shit, I give em shit.

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[SuperjazzyJa]

When I have to close the windows, I am thankful for air conditioning.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I am thankful for air conditioning, I have to pay the bill.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I have to pay the bill, it's worth it to keep my cool.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When it's worth it to keep my cool, I purchase a box of popsicles.

 

[Imprecise]

When I buy a box of popsicles, I eat them all at once.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I eat them all at once, I need to have @Te-Te summon the Extraction Team.

 

[Marine0811]

When I need to have Te-Te summon the extraction team, I will also need a wheel barrow

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I need a WheelBarrow, I go big or go home.

 

[Imprecise]

When I go big or go home, I go to my big home.

 

[Marine0811]

When I go to my big home, I have to put up a for sale sign.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I have to put up a for sale sign, I take cash payments only.

 

[Scout2015]

When I take cash payments only, I do not allow for discounts.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I do not allow for discounts, favours are exchanged using alternate methods of compensation.