Pretty much anything consumed in Wisconsin is coated in Ranch Dressing. I never could understand why though. My wife uses it daily for dunking carrots in. I like it on a salad. A year's supply? Must look into that.
QuadDriver, I'm with you. A pail of that Hidden Valley Ranch is a lifetime supply, even if, especially if, you don't open it.
You bring a pail of it to my house, you might as well bring a jar of Miracle Whip to a BBQ feast in North Carolina. You'll probably make it out alive, but just barely!