You Get The Last Word!

[Hyperion]

Elusive is thankfully, seldom a word I would use to describe my ability to sleep soundly.

 

[BrianLW]

"Soundly" I sleep, because the TV is usually still on.

 

[Hyperion]

On that subject I am an expert, being able to fall asleep quite easily while watching the television.

 

[rBuckner]

Versatile it may be, but it corroded my bridge until the dentist made one that was chrome plated - ah yes - there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

DNU
Post of the Month!!! Too funny my friend.
End of DNU

 

[rBuckner]

Television set is a good perching place for exploding penguins, at least that's the premise of my conclusion.

 

[harman/kardon]

Conclusion refers to Monty Python's exploding penguins.

 

[rBuckner]

Penguins were discussed by Mrs.Premise and Mrs.Conclusion, one of my very favorite comedy skits!

 

[BrianLW]

Skits from Monty Python seem to be quite popular here - does anyone else have their sneakily 3 sided (single disc) album?

 

[Hyperion]

Album like this has 2 side 2's which is very confusing for a stupid person.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Person who walks silly was seen on The Monty Python Show.

 

[Fran604g]

Show the label when you post the record you're spinning.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Spinning out of control can leave one dizzy.

 

[BrianLW]

Dizzy is the name of a musician as well as the name of a song by a guy who's name reminds me of fish eggs.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Eggs Benedict was a farmer who was a traitor to his chickens.

 

[Christian B]

Chickens cross the road for reasons sometimes known only to themselves.

 

[BrianLW]

Themselves over there, them's faeries in the back, and goblins are hiding in them shadows.

 

[harman/kardon]

Shadows in a new moon night are rare.

 

[BrianLW]

"Rare medium well done" is the punchline to a joke about an obscure psychic who suffered a BBQ mishap.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Mishap jokes are related to good news/bad news jokes.

 

[Fran604g]

Jokes sometimes involve chickens and other times door knocking.