The broken vending machine

old_tv_nut

See Yourself on Color TV!

Subscriber

• Sep 11, 2014

• #721

I got out a copy of "At the Hop" by Danny and the Juniors.

I put in tan shoes with pink shoelaces.

 

robgmn

Super Member

• Sep 11, 2014

• #722

I got a VHS copy of Happy Days. The one where Fonzie jumped the shark.

I put in a popcorn bowl made from a melted LP.

 

aopisa

Super Member

• Sep 11, 2014

• #723

I got out a phono cartridge covered in butter and salt.

I put in a 45 of "Popcorn" by Hot Butter.

 

hi*ball

Records & Coffee

• Sep 11, 2014

• #724

I got out the correct Pacific Standard time.

I put in a copy of "Vending Machine Repair for Idiots"

 

jhtstone

StarShine 10/23/2014

• Sep 11, 2014

• #725

I got idiots out of the vending machine.

I put in a "Help Desk".

 

mech986

AK Subscriber

Subscriber

• Sep 12, 2014

• #726

I got out a recorded message saying "make sure it's plugged in or reboot the machine."

I put in a soldering iron and an unbuilt Dynaco ST-70.

 

bobsvinyl

Painfully Aware

• Sep 12, 2014

• #727

I got back a blister and three four letter words.

I put in a map of the homes of Hollywood stars.

 

Hyperion

Roobarb & Custard

Subscriber

• Sep 12, 2014

• #728

I got out some of the parts for the Dynaco.

I put back a fully functioning pink noise generator.

 

jhtstone

StarShine 10/23/2014

• Sep 12, 2014

• #729

Hyperion said:

I got out some of the parts for the Dynaco.

I put back a fully functioning pink noise generator.

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I got back a copy of Pink's latest "The Truth About Love".

I put in a copy of "Get The Party Started".

 

screenersam

aka Blind Sugar McGee

• Sep 12, 2014

• #730

I get out a friendly Law Enforcement Officer with a noise complaint.

I put in a Yorxx Masterblaster (with cd AND cassette) I found at the landfill.

 

bobsvinyl

Painfully Aware

• Sep 12, 2014

• #731

I got back three used Pampers and a Glad Bag full of rotted chicken liver.

I put in a bottle of Febreze.

 

jhtstone

StarShine 10/23/2014

• Sep 13, 2014

• #732

I got out a bag full of fortune cookies filled with "ancient Chinese secrets".

I put in Felix The Cat.

 

noogies

My Favorite Woofers.

Subscriber

• Sep 14, 2014

• #733

I took out a Cy Young award even though I didn't win very many games.

I put in a dead rat and a string to swing it with.

 

tybrad

AK Subscriber

Subscriber

• Sep 14, 2014

• #734

I got out Sylvester the cat.

I put in an ACME road runner boulder with seeds kit.

 

rBuckner

Luv 2 Restore

Subscriber

• Sep 14, 2014

• #735

I got out an anvil, which was air dropped by Acme Air Freight.

I put in some shaving soap scum.

 

bobsvinyl

Painfully Aware

• Sep 14, 2014

• #736

I got back a ratty looking three day growth.

I put in a Smart car.

 

noogies

My Favorite Woofers.

Subscriber

• Sep 14, 2014

• #737

I took out two filets of Chilean Sea Bass, marinated in kerosene.

I put in a tinpot dictator and a map of downtown Fresno.

 

Hyperion

Roobarb & Custard

Subscriber

• Sep 15, 2014

• #738

I got out a newspaper whose headline shouted "Fresno Now A Dictatorship"!

I put in a set of three aluminium saucepans, and a bag of long grain rice.

 

noogies

My Favorite Woofers.

Subscriber

• Sep 15, 2014

• #739

I got out a severe case of Alzheimer's plus mild Type II Diabetes.

I put back a ten-piece porcelain tea service.

 

old_tv_nut

See Yourself on Color TV!

Subscriber

• Sep 15, 2014

• #740

I got out a cookbook titled "Let's Go For a Wok."

I put in a package of Kraft macaroni and cheese, a package of Rice-a-Roni, and a package of Hamburger Helper.