Post A Toast

+48V

hi-fi or die

• Mar 21, 2015

• #1

He who makes a beast of himself
Gets rid of the pain of being a man.
—Samuel Johnson

 

GuyK

Addicted Member

• Mar 24, 2015

• #2

Alright, here ya go.

I drink your health when I'm with ya,
I drink your health alone.
I drink your so often,
I'm ruining my own.

 

MaxxVolume

Lunatic Member

• Mar 24, 2015

• #3

"All that glitters is not gold", said the monkey, as he peed over the precipice in the moonlight....

(My Grandma, circa 1963)

 

AdamAnt316

Collector of heavy things

Subscriber

• Mar 24, 2015

• #4

"To the electron - may it never be of any use to anybody!"
-J. J. Thomson, discoverer of the electron

 

whoaru99

Epic Member

• Mar 24, 2015

• #5

Over the teeth,
Through the gums,
Look out stomach here it comes.

 

hdewees

Super Member

• Mar 25, 2015

• #6

Toast to a woman -

Friends may come and friends may go

Friends may even peter out you know

But we'll be friends through thick or thin

Peter out or peter in

 

Jimerson

Well-Known Member

• Mar 25, 2015

• #7

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women

 

Z

zebra03

All Audio - NO BS

• Mar 25, 2015

• #8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHptn_3RyYE

 

toxcrusadr

Omelette au Fromage

• Mar 30, 2015

• #9

Here's to our wives and girlfriends -
May they never meet.

 

dr*audio

Fish fingers and custard!

• Mar 30, 2015

• #10

Here's a toast to you and me
And if by chance we disagree,
The hell with you, here's to me! _Jerome (Curly) Howard

 

Beatnik

What's this ?

• Mar 30, 2015

• #11

I like toast.

 

BillyBatts

ALOHA!

• Mar 30, 2015

• #12

Here's to a long life, and a happy one

A beautiful wife, and a faithful one

A peaceful death, and and an easy one

And a Cold Pint, And Another One!

 

jhtstone

StarShine 10/23/2014

• Mar 30, 2015

• #13

To my dear ole Granddad!

 

2526

AK Subscriber

Subscriber

• Mar 30, 2015

• #14

Here's to the ladies, bottoms up!

 

+48V

hi-fi or die

• Mar 30, 2015

• #15

Here's to the nights we'll never remember

with the friends we'll never forget.

 

trhee

ㅇtㅈyㅅr

• Apr 1, 2015

• #16

Here's a favorite from one of my favorite sitcoms.

"Look out teeth, look out gums. Look out liver, here she comes."
- Margaret Houlihan (M*A*S*H)

 

62sunbeam

Raconteur

• Apr 2, 2015

• #17

To heat, not the type that it ignights and burns down shanties

The type that excites and pulls down panties

Enjoy

Eric