Never say never. Someday you will log onto Acoustic Sounds and see this:
"GENUINE MONO RECORDS! These reissues were mastered on vintage 1949 all-tube mono mastering console, lovingly restored by Professor Algernon Winburne-Smythe in his Cambridge studio. These reissues have U-shaped grooves and feature horizontal compliance only. They should be played only with a modern or restored vintage mono cartridge with a conical stylus.
These reissues have been pressed on virgin 200-gram vinyl, in a limited edition of 200 copies for each title. They are offered to subscribers only at a very reasonable price of $189.99 per LP. Sign up now to be sure you get each title; we expect that in the future, they will become valuable collector's items."