Zappa.
Incredible wit.
Genius intellect.
Great fingers.
"Of COURSE we'll play Petrouchka tonight!"
"Of COURSE we'll send the penguin through the flaming hoop tonight!"
"Boys and girls, welcome to the desecration of Carnegie Hall."
"Tonight we'll play Louie, Louie on the mighty and majestic Royal Albert Hall pipe organ!" (the perfect sacrilege no?)
"This song is dedicated to the prick in the back counting the overtime money!" (Carnegie Hall 1971 after paying additional money to the management for using the hall past midnight)
I saw Jimi Hendrix live and in person. Least amount of audience interaction by a long shot. When he DID speak, it was barely understandable. Mostly sounded like mumbling.