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It's the "Put A Smile On Your Face" thread, please contribute
- Thread starter onwardjames
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A farmer was fixing the fence in his half-acre when a car rolled up and stopped. The driver rolls down the window and says, “Hey there, how much land do you have here?”
The farmer says, “Half an acre”.
The driver says, “Do you know that I can drive my truck all day on my ranch and not even make it halfway across?”
The farmer says, “Yep, I had a truck just like that, too!”
The farmer says, “Half an acre”.
The driver says, “Do you know that I can drive my truck all day on my ranch and not even make it halfway across?”
The farmer says, “Yep, I had a truck just like that, too!”
Yes, this IS a real parody album, recorded in 1966 
https://www.discogs.com/release/6506460-The-Frivolous-Five-Sour-Cream-Other-Delights
https://www.discogs.com/release/6506460-The-Frivolous-Five-Sour-Cream-Other-Delights
SuperjazzyJa
18 Wheel Member
LMAO, but my ex-wife was an excellent cook. However, she often set off the smoke alarm by spilling stuff on the burners while cooking. The boys and I knew that dinner was almost ready when we heard that sound.
Reminds me of an old joke:
How can you tell the difference between a good BBQ joint and a bad BBQ joint?
A good BBQ joint burns down every now and then. If it never burns down- chances are that it isn't very good.
Regards,
Gordon.
SuperjazzyJa
18 Wheel Member
Spit out the coffee!
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