drillert450
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The other forums are kinda slow so I figured I put up a simple riddle..... Sometimes I get these right away and sometimes I don't I can't believe I didn't. I'll post the answer If someone doesn't get it in the next few hours
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Riddle...... What gets wetter the more it dries??
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drillert450
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I didn't figure it would take you guys long to crack that one.... Anyone else got a good riddle???
drillert450
Member
Well My heads starting to hurt, so I say this is a good riddle.
SolderIron
Super Member
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ttamd
Active Member
More often than not?
Arkay
Lunatic Member
What am I?
I’m about eight inches long. My function is enjoyed by members of both sexes. I have bristly hair sticking out around the side of one end of me, and a little hole at the other end of me. I’m usually found hanging loosely around, dangling but ready for instant use.
When properly used, I am inserted into a warm, fleshy and moist opening in the body, and moved back-and-forth before I am withdrawn, with pale creamy-frothy, sticky, juicy-wet stuff on me, which needs to be cleaned off of my glistening shaft, as well as off of the lips of the orifice. My use is often accompanied by squirming bodily movements, and anyone listening would recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sounds of wet, rapid movements and sometimes even moaning sounds. Most commonly, my use is accomplished with someone taking me firmly in their hand and moving their hand back-and-forth. When all is done, I return to my freely dangling state, ready and waiting for the next time. My preference would be to be used a couple times a day, but I often find myself used much less often.
By now you should know what I am...
I’m about eight inches long. My function is enjoyed by members of both sexes. I have bristly hair sticking out around the side of one end of me, and a little hole at the other end of me. I’m usually found hanging loosely around, dangling but ready for instant use.
When properly used, I am inserted into a warm, fleshy and moist opening in the body, and moved back-and-forth before I am withdrawn, with pale creamy-frothy, sticky, juicy-wet stuff on me, which needs to be cleaned off of my glistening shaft, as well as off of the lips of the orifice. My use is often accompanied by squirming bodily movements, and anyone listening would recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sounds of wet, rapid movements and sometimes even moaning sounds. Most commonly, my use is accomplished with someone taking me firmly in their hand and moving their hand back-and-forth. When all is done, I return to my freely dangling state, ready and waiting for the next time. My preference would be to be used a couple times a day, but I often find myself used much less often.
By now you should know what I am...
Spasticteapot
Nuclear Liberal
Toothbrush.
mwr885
Don't Eat The Worm...
Why Arkay, you wouldn't be speaking of a Toothbrush would you? :scratch2: BTW I may need a
after reading that.
