The GAYEST Rock Song Ever

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Johnny Thunders - LAMF
Not that there's anything wrong with that! There are some killer Gay songs in the history of rock, from Lou to Judas Priest, to the Queers and Pansy Division (although the Q's and PD aren't exactly MAINSTREAM). Pete's "Rough Boys" was mentioned in another thread, but thought the topic deserved its own.

BTW, I thought this would make a cool thread and have no intention of letting it deteriorate into some homophobic rant. All this thread is, is a search for MAINSTREAM Rock songs with a gay theme.

Woh, dude! Rough boys is arguably the GAYEST (literally) song ever, in the world. EVER. It also happens to be one of Pete's greatest solo songs. It's a pop masterpiece. Think Pete's sexual appetites and then read the lyrics again:

Tough boys
Running the streets
Come a little closer
Rough toys
Under the sheets
Nobody knows here :scratch2:
Rough boys
Come over here
I wanna bite and kiss you
I wanna see what I can find

Tough kids
Take a bottle of wine :drunk:
When your deal is broken
Ten quid
She's so easy to blind
Not a word is spoken

Rough boys
Don't walk away
I'm still pretty blissed here
Tough boys
I'm gonna carry you home
You got pretty pissed dear :scratch2:

Gonna get inside you :cry:
Gonna get inside your bed & mine

Rough boys
Don't walk away
I wanna buy your leather :confused:
Make noise
Try and talk me away
We can't be seen together

Tough kids
What can I do?
I'm so pale and weedy
Rough fits
In my Hush Puppy shoes
But I'm still pleadin'
 
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As a teenager and college student, I really loved Husker Du and Bob Mould's solo stuff. I especially liked his songs about relationships (the good and the failing). I had no idea that his songs were about same sex relationships until years later. Same with some of Michael Stipe's songs. I guess some themes (falling in and out of love) are universal regardless of sexual orientation.

John
 
I think that old Christmas chestnut wins! Take the line "Don we now our gay apparrel" What is more explicit than that!!

Alan
 
C'mon guys, it may not be literal, but "YMCA" by the Village People is about as gay as it gets
 
Rough Boys is definitely the top. "Stroke Me" and "Rock Me tonight" and just about every other Billy Squire song took on new meaning when I found out he was gay.
 
OK, it's not Rock, but have you guys ever listened to the Broadway version of "The Producers" and the song "Keep It Gay"? Mel Brooks just puts you in stitches. How about "springtime for Hitler"?

Here's the lyrics but you really have hear it. BTW, Leo is Matt Broderick, and Max is Nathan Lane. Roger is the Gayest Director in New York and Carmen Ghia is his common law partner. Here's a link to the lyrics:

http://www.ostlyrics.com/read.php?sid=8971

and here's a link to Amazon's page on the Soundtrack: They goofed up the track listing so choose #8

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...104-4393243-3506335?v=glance&s=music&n=507846

Let me know what you think.

Bart
 
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He did say rock, not disco, which is why I didn't mention The Bronski Beat -- Foe
 
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Geez, it's times like this that make me glad I usually only listen to the music, not the lyrics :rolleyes:
 
My sister, uncle & 1st cousin went to Noo Yawk back in January to see plays & shop. One of the ones they saw was "The Producers" -My sister said she'd never laughed so hard in her life. Sure do wish I could get her a copy of the '67 movie version. To me, it would be awful hard to top Zero 'n' Gene & Co.-Sandy G.
 
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