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It's the "Put A Smile On Your Face" thread, please contribute
- Thread starter onwardjames
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SolderIron
Super Member
That is coolgonna be 45f here and i'm going to rearrange snow in the back yard
SolderIron
Super Member
Screaming can be very healthily. Should try it again like a 3 years old
Cute? yeah, well, , , , maybe so.
Just wait & see what ya get if you get it wet or feed it after midnight.....
My Foster parents had a Squirrel Monkey. It was cute at times. Other times, not so much.Cute? yeah, well, , , , maybe so.
Just wait & see what ya get if you get it wet or feed it after midnight.....
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We used to bend the heck out of the fixed suspension.
We were hard on the trike, too!
Mumbles
Super Member
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets in the back seat, and after a few minutes, she notices the very handsome driver keeps staring at her.
She finally asks “My child, why are you staring at me?”
He hesitates and says “I… I have a question, but I don´t want to offend you.”
She smiles kindly and replies, “My son, I´ve been a nun a long time. I´ve heard just about everything. I promise you, nothing you say will offend me.”
So he says “Alright… I´ve always had a fantasy to be kissed by a nun.”
She pauses, then says “Well…. Let´s see what we can do. Are you single?”
“Yes!” he says, excited.
“And are you Catholic?”
“Absolutely!”
She nods “Then pull into that alley.”
He does, and she give him a kiss so passionate it could melt stained glass.
As they drive away, the cabbie starts crying.
The nun gently asks, “My dear child, why are you crying?”
He sniffles and says “Forgive me, Sister… I´ve sinned. I lied. I´m married … and I´m Jewish.”
The nun smiles and says “That´s okay. My name´s Dave and I´m on my way to a Halloween party.” ¨
She finally asks “My child, why are you staring at me?”
He hesitates and says “I… I have a question, but I don´t want to offend you.”
She smiles kindly and replies, “My son, I´ve been a nun a long time. I´ve heard just about everything. I promise you, nothing you say will offend me.”
So he says “Alright… I´ve always had a fantasy to be kissed by a nun.”
She pauses, then says “Well…. Let´s see what we can do. Are you single?”
“Yes!” he says, excited.
“And are you Catholic?”
“Absolutely!”
She nods “Then pull into that alley.”
He does, and she give him a kiss so passionate it could melt stained glass.
As they drive away, the cabbie starts crying.
The nun gently asks, “My dear child, why are you crying?”
He sniffles and says “Forgive me, Sister… I´ve sinned. I lied. I´m married … and I´m Jewish.”
The nun smiles and says “That´s okay. My name´s Dave and I´m on my way to a Halloween party.” ¨
Brown David
Well-Known Member
Doctorhugo
Los Angeles CA
This is my Daily Driver....I'm considering having a bumper sticker made that says 'No Ducks Given'
